regarding BLU Scootmama appearing soon at Mayfield

[freakinblur]

Okay chucklenuts, listen up! I'm talkin' ta all'a youse in Mayfield. I got reason to believe that a certain mother 'a mine is showin' up soon. So I gotta lay out some ground rules here.

Number one! NO SPY COMMENTS.

Number two! Don't listen ta her. I was never a "good boy". I never "cried" while watchin' Bambi. An' my favorite color was never, ever purple. It was always blue, damnit.

Number three! Make any false move around her, an' I'll rip yer lungs out without so much as a warning. Don't think I can't.

Number four! NO SPY COMMENTS. I mean it!

Now, follow dese rules and there shouldn't be any problems. If there are problems, I got a bat that's real good at takin' care of 'em. Ya got it?

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[freakinblur]

Please refer to rule number three.

[ooeeooahah]

I don't doubt Rule Three. Do not give her any trouble yourself.