Reserves are opened at Luceti. Time to recruit everypony.

[brokethefourthwall]

Munny-mun-mun!

Are you as excited as I am? I mean, now there's a chance of more of my friends showing up! We can sing songs and go on adventures, and I'll throw a gi-huge-ic party for everypony in town! It'll be great!

I can't wait to see Twilight, and Rarity, and Spike, and maybe even Princess Celestia~! I could write a list of everypony I wanted to see again![Giggle.] It's too bad Twilight isn't here already. She's a lot better with lists than I am! She could write a list of a list of a list of a list of a...

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[brokethefourthwall]

The wings feel pretty funny, at first. But you get used to them~.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

...Trixie demands you to tell her what the place that gives you wings has to offer that the ship in outer space cannot.

[brokethefourthwall]

They'll give you wings, for one~! [Giggle.]

I haven't been there very long, but everypony there seems really super nice. And I get to throw parties all the time! There's this store there, too that brings stuff from all kinds of worlds, and a lot of it is really cool. Sometimes weird things happen, and everypony starts acting weird, but that hasn't happened too many times yet.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

...The ship in outer space also has ponies in there that are sure to become Trixie's adoring fans. Trixie's able to travel from planet to planet, gathering anything she may desire, and Trixie's heard of this improbability drive, which apparently runs on... improbability.

[brokethefourthwall]

Well that's silly! If the ponies are probably going to become your fans and the ship runs on improbability. Then won't the ship run out of gas? [Giggle.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

...WHat does Trixie's audience have to do with the ship's fuel?

[brokethefourthwall]

...I don't know!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Then why did you relate Trixie's fans to the ship's fuel running out?

[brokethefourthwall]

I just thought that if it runs on improbability, than things that will probably happen are bad!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie scoffs.]

No ship runs on improbability! It makes no sense! Trixie demands you to tell her why you're so naive as to believe those horrendous stories!

[brokethefourthwall]

But that's what you told meee~! [Giggle.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

If you listened to Trixie, she said she heard of the improbability drive, and that it apparently runs on improbability. She never said she believed that or that it was true.

[brokethefourthwall]

That's just silly, Trixie! Why would you talk about something that you don't believe?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie isn't silly! You mock her if you think she is!

She was just voicing her displeasure over the fact that such a story exists!

[brokethefourthwall]

Okay, Trixie. You don't have to be silly if you don't want to.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Not once has Trixie ever been silly, and she shan't start now or any time in the future.

[brokethefourthwall]

That's too bad! I bet you'd get a lot more fans if you were silly every once in a while. Everypony likes to laugh!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie's not going to be humorous in any way!

What Trixie does is she bedazzles! She awes! She inspires! She demands not to be laughed at, as The Great and Powerful Trixie is the most powerful Equine in all of Equestria! To mock her is to make the biggest mistake in their life!

[She summons storm clouds, then makes them shoot lightning at the ground to make herself look more intimidating.]

[brokethefourthwall]

[Pinkie snorts happily, the static from the lightning making her mane frizz up even more than usual, only making her laugh more.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie doesn't approve, so she decides to use her voice amplification spell to be more intimidating.]

Trixie demands you to stop your laughter!

[brokethefourthwall]

[Pinkie manages to reduce her laugh to a light giggle.]

Okay! But why are we yelling!?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Because you were laughing, and Trixie doesn't appreciate being laughed at at all. OR having her shows interrupted and being heckled, for that matter.

[brokethefourthwall]

Being heckled? Now that's just mean! Who would do something like that?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Some white unicorn with purple hair, some blue pegasus with rainbow hair, and some brown earth pony with yellow hair and a hat. Oh, and some small, purple dragon. Trixie imagines some purple unicorn sent her cohorts to ruin Trixie's show.

Trixie took care of them and they didn't cause problems for the rest of her show.

[brokethefourthwall]

But they sound just like my friends!