Reserves are opened at Luceti. Time to recruit everypony.

[brokethefourthwall]

Munny-mun-mun!

Are you as excited as I am? I mean, now there's a chance of more of my friends showing up! We can sing songs and go on adventures, and I'll throw a gi-huge-ic party for everypony in town! It'll be great!

I can't wait to see Twilight, and Rarity, and Spike, and maybe even Princess Celestia~! I could write a list of everypony I wanted to see again![Giggle.] It's too bad Twilight isn't here already. She's a lot better with lists than I am! She could write a list of a list of a list of a list of a...

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[brokethefourthwall]

I think a better question is how did Trixie find me~!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

No- But- You- [GRRRR]

[She takes a rope with her magic and ties Pinkie Pie to the apple stand, making sure to have escape from the ropes be as hard as possible.

When that's done, she runs off, hoping to be rid of this pink mare. After a few minutes. she turns a corner.]

[brokethefourthwall]

[And straight into Pinkie, who is playing jump rope with two little fillies.]

One-hundred-one, one-hundred-two, one-hundred-thr--eeeee! [She squeaks out in surprise, the collision causing her to tumble.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Ow... She gets up, shakes her head to clear away the shock of the crash, and looks at who it is.]

Trixie is... is... is...

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[brokethefourthwall]

Hiya, Trixie! We've got to stop running into each other like this!

[Badum-tish.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[404 mind cannot cognate. Too busy trying to figure out how Pinkie Pie escaped and got here before Trixie did.]

[brokethefourthwall]

We were just in the middle of a game of jump rope! Wanna see who can go longer?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie's going to stare at Pinkie slack-jawed for a while. Her eye twitches a couple of times.]

Not sure if Pinkie won, or a colossal meltdown is coming.

[brokethefourthwall]

Either way, this thread is epic.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Her mind tries rebooting a couple of times before she's finally able to say a word.]

...H- how...?

Definitely. We must do this again.

[brokethefourthwall]

[In the meantime, Pinkie has gone back to playing her game.]

I'm at Gargleblasted and they're short a Pinkie.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[There's a few more minutes of silence before Trixie rips the rope away and tosses it aside, then, with a very determined and angry expression, brings her face close to Pinkie Pie.]

HOW. DO. YOU. DO. THAT.

[Her eye twitches a couple more times.]

And Luceti is missing Trixie =P

[brokethefourthwall]

[And Pinkie's response? She giggles, poking Trixie's noose with the tip of her hoof.]

Honk!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[She flails to get that hoof away from her nose.]

NO! Stop that! How do you do that!? I made sure it was as hard as possible for you to escape! How, it doesn't make ANY sense! You're not a unicorn, so you aren't doing magic but you are since you easily escaped and were here ahead of me and you somehow got into that tree and apple stand HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT!?

[brokethefourthwall]

[She giggles, grinning.]

I only tell my secrets to my friends~.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

FINE, FINE, I'M YOUR FRIEND NOW TELL ME!

[Bets on how long it takes for her to realize what she just said!

Oh also her eye twitches again.]

[brokethefourthwall]

[And Pinkie gives a victorious laugh.]

I'm your first friend~!

1/3

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

TELL M-

2/3

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

3/3

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

W- wait, I take it back...!

[brokethefourthwall]

...Aww.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie sighs.]

...Look, Trixie told you she doesn't want any friends. She's perfectly capable doing things on her own. And you...! You confound Trixie to the core! She has absolutely no clue how you do that! But...! One day... The Great and Powerful Trixie will find out! Don't you dare think that she won't!

[brokethefourthwall]

I bet you will! [Giggle.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

And Trixie thinks- Wait, what?

[brokethefourthwall]

[Pinkie simply giggles again in response.]