Reserves are opened at Luceti. Time to recruit everypony.

[brokethefourthwall]

Munny-mun-mun!

Are you as excited as I am? I mean, now there's a chance of more of my friends showing up! We can sing songs and go on adventures, and I'll throw a gi-huge-ic party for everypony in town! It'll be great!

I can't wait to see Twilight, and Rarity, and Spike, and maybe even Princess Celestia~! I could write a list of everypony I wanted to see again![Giggle.] It's too bad Twilight isn't here already. She's a lot better with lists than I am! She could write a list of a list of a list of a list of a...

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[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Neigh! You couldn't have possibly walked to and entered that tree in the time it took her to turn around!

[brokethefourthwall]

But I di~id!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[It's like Trixie's a cross between cranky doodle and Twilight during Feeling Pinkie Keen, with more theatrics.]

Trixie didn't see anypony enter the tree!

[brokethefourthwall]

[This will be Pinkie's greatest challenge.]

That's okay, Trixie! Lots of things happen that you don't see!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie glares at Pinkie Pie with narrow eyes, disbelieveing her.

Then, after some time, Trixie reaches up with her hoof to feel Pinkie's forehead for any sign of a unicorn horn.]

[brokethefourthwall]

[That would explain so many things, but sadly, no horn to be found.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[...THEN HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW]

...You don't have a horn. You can't do magic.

[brokethefourthwall]

Nope! It's too bad though, magic looks like so much fun!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[...siiiigh.]

The Great and powerful Trixie just doesn't have the energy for this!

[She stomps her hoof on the ground and is engulfed in a puff of smoke. When it clears, Trixie's not there anymore. Instead, she's hiding behind a conveniently placed foodstand, out of sight.]

This thread makes me so happy.

[brokethefourthwall]

[Once Trixie thinks she is safe, a familiar poofy pink mane slowly rises from the pile of apples sitting on the cart.]

V:3

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[...Whew. Trixie's safe for now, but just to be sure, she'll hang around here for a little while. And hey, since it's a food stand, Trixie takes some bits and levitates them to the owner of said stall, then magically takes an apple Pinkie's mane and bites down on it.

...Wait...]

[brokethefourthwall]

[Pinkie giggles, reaching out and handing Trixie a real apple.]

I think this'll taste better!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie spits out Pinkie's mane and backs up a little bit.]

How did you even find Trixie!?

[brokethefourthwall]

I think a better question is how did Trixie find me~!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

No- But- You- [GRRRR]

[She takes a rope with her magic and ties Pinkie Pie to the apple stand, making sure to have escape from the ropes be as hard as possible.

When that's done, she runs off, hoping to be rid of this pink mare. After a few minutes. she turns a corner.]

[brokethefourthwall]

[And straight into Pinkie, who is playing jump rope with two little fillies.]

One-hundred-one, one-hundred-two, one-hundred-thr--eeeee! [She squeaks out in surprise, the collision causing her to tumble.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Ow... She gets up, shakes her head to clear away the shock of the crash, and looks at who it is.]

Trixie is... is... is...

[...jxwqojqoj2qjdjodi2joidjoidbckjwdbckjwqbkj]

[brokethefourthwall]

Hiya, Trixie! We've got to stop running into each other like this!

[Badum-tish.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[404 mind cannot cognate. Too busy trying to figure out how Pinkie Pie escaped and got here before Trixie did.]

[brokethefourthwall]

We were just in the middle of a game of jump rope! Wanna see who can go longer?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie's going to stare at Pinkie slack-jawed for a while. Her eye twitches a couple of times.]

Not sure if Pinkie won, or a colossal meltdown is coming.

[brokethefourthwall]

Either way, this thread is epic.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Her mind tries rebooting a couple of times before she's finally able to say a word.]

...H- how...?

Definitely. We must do this again.

[brokethefourthwall]

[In the meantime, Pinkie has gone back to playing her game.]

I'm at Gargleblasted and they're short a Pinkie.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[There's a few more minutes of silence before Trixie rips the rope away and tosses it aside, then, with a very determined and angry expression, brings her face close to Pinkie Pie.]

HOW. DO. YOU. DO. THAT.

[Her eye twitches a couple more times.]