Reserves are opened at Luceti. Time to recruit everypony.

[brokethefourthwall]

Munny-mun-mun!

Are you as excited as I am? I mean, now there's a chance of more of my friends showing up! We can sing songs and go on adventures, and I'll throw a gi-huge-ic party for everypony in town! It'll be great!

I can't wait to see Twilight, and Rarity, and Spike, and maybe even Princess Celestia~! I could write a list of everypony I wanted to see again![Giggle.] It's too bad Twilight isn't here already. She's a lot better with lists than I am! She could write a list of a list of a list of a list of a...

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[brokethefourthwall]

Because they're all really nice! I'm sure they didn't really mean it...

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Would coming up on stage and challenging The Great and Powerful Trixie being them not meaning it?

[brokethefourthwall]

Maybe they were impressed and wanted to be friends!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

First off, Trixie has no need for friends.

Second, Trixie specifically heard them say "boo" and talk down to her like she was doing something wrong.

[brokethefourthwall]

Of course you do! Everypony needs friends!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie's capable of doing things herself.

[brokethefourthwall]

That doesn't mean you can't have friends, too! Sometimes they're just nice to talk to, or bake yummy sweets or throw parties together! Friends are the best~!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie can do all of those things without having anypony as a friend. All Trixie needs are her fans and a stage to tell her stories on.

[brokethefourthwall]

You can tell stories to your friends too. [Giggle.] And they can tell you their stories, too!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

That can happen without friends, too. What do you think Trixie's been doing all her life?

[brokethefourthwall]

[Gasp!]

You mean you've never had a friend? Never-ever in your whole life!?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Great and Powerful Trixie has been perfectly fine without a single friend.

[brokethefourthwall]

Well you have a friend now~!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

No, she doesn't.

[brokethefourthwall]

Yes you do!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

No, she doesn't.

[brokethefourthwall]

Of course you do! We can be super best friends, if you want!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't want friends! She already told you she's perfectly fine without them!

[brokethefourthwall]

You're fine without them, but you'd be super with them!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Ugh, Trixie tires of your meaningless words, and she's far too exhausted to continue talking to you. Begone with you!

[brokethefourthwall]

[And suddenly Pinkie pops up on the other side of Trixie, balancing a slice of cake on her head.]

If you're tired, why not have some sweets? The sugar always wakes me up! [Giggle.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[NDSJLNDNLDCXNSLKNDL

Trixie jumps 5 feet in the air with a yelp. When she lands, she's breathing heavily with her hoof over her heart.]

...How did you...

[brokethefourthwall]

Do what? [Giggle.]

[wannabolt]

More like annoyed because she was being a huge showoff.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

It's her job! Trixie's a showmare!