Reserves are opened at Luceti. Time to recruit everypony.

[brokethefourthwall]

Munny-mun-mun!

Are you as excited as I am? I mean, now there's a chance of more of my friends showing up! We can sing songs and go on adventures, and I'll throw a gi-huge-ic party for everypony in town! It'll be great!

I can't wait to see Twilight, and Rarity, and Spike, and maybe even Princess Celestia~! I could write a list of everypony I wanted to see again![Giggle.] It's too bad Twilight isn't here already. She's a lot better with lists than I am! She could write a list of a list of a list of a list of a...

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[brokethefourthwall]

Well you have a friend now~!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

No, she doesn't.

[brokethefourthwall]

Yes you do!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

No, she doesn't.

[brokethefourthwall]

Of course you do! We can be super best friends, if you want!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't want friends! She already told you she's perfectly fine without them!

[brokethefourthwall]

You're fine without them, but you'd be super with them!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Ugh, Trixie tires of your meaningless words, and she's far too exhausted to continue talking to you. Begone with you!

[brokethefourthwall]

[And suddenly Pinkie pops up on the other side of Trixie, balancing a slice of cake on her head.]

If you're tired, why not have some sweets? The sugar always wakes me up! [Giggle.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[NDSJLNDNLDCXNSLKNDL

Trixie jumps 5 feet in the air with a yelp. When she lands, she's breathing heavily with her hoof over her heart.]

...How did you...

[brokethefourthwall]

Do what? [Giggle.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie glances back over behind herself, then back over to this pink pony.

...

She then points to where Pinkie was standing.]

You were standing right there. How can you suddenly be standing right there?

[She points to the pink pony.]

[brokethefourthwall]

By walking, of course! [See, she'll even demonstrate.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie blinks a couple of times, trying to comprehend what the hay just happened.]

...So... you're just a... fast... and silent walker then...

[She clears her throat]

But nonetheless, Trixie really must away herself right now.

[She turns to start walking away again.]

[brokethefourthwall]

[Do you really think you're going to get away that easily?

Pinkie pops her head out of the nearest tree, now wearing her fortune telling hat.]

Hiya, Trixie! I know how much you like putting on a show, so I thought maybe we could be showtime buddies! [Giggle.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie jumps yet again and stares at the pink pony for a while.]

...Trixie demands to know how you do that!

[brokethefourthwall]

I already told you! [She laughs giddily.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Neigh! You couldn't have possibly walked to and entered that tree in the time it took her to turn around!

[brokethefourthwall]

But I di~id!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[It's like Trixie's a cross between cranky doodle and Twilight during Feeling Pinkie Keen, with more theatrics.]

Trixie didn't see anypony enter the tree!

[brokethefourthwall]

[This will be Pinkie's greatest challenge.]

That's okay, Trixie! Lots of things happen that you don't see!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie glares at Pinkie Pie with narrow eyes, disbelieveing her.

Then, after some time, Trixie reaches up with her hoof to feel Pinkie's forehead for any sign of a unicorn horn.]

[brokethefourthwall]

[That would explain so many things, but sadly, no horn to be found.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[...THEN HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW]

...You don't have a horn. You can't do magic.

[brokethefourthwall]

Nope! It's too bad though, magic looks like so much fun!