Reserves are opened at Luceti. Time to recruit everypony.

[brokethefourthwall]

Munny-mun-mun!

Are you as excited as I am? I mean, now there's a chance of more of my friends showing up! We can sing songs and go on adventures, and I'll throw a gi-huge-ic party for everypony in town! It'll be great!

I can't wait to see Twilight, and Rarity, and Spike, and maybe even Princess Celestia~! I could write a list of everypony I wanted to see again![Giggle.] It's too bad Twilight isn't here already. She's a lot better with lists than I am! She could write a list of a list of a list of a list of a...

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[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie scoffs.]

No ship runs on improbability! It makes no sense! Trixie demands you to tell her why you're so naive as to believe those horrendous stories!

[brokethefourthwall]

But that's what you told meee~! [Giggle.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

If you listened to Trixie, she said she heard of the improbability drive, and that it apparently runs on improbability. She never said she believed that or that it was true.

[brokethefourthwall]

That's just silly, Trixie! Why would you talk about something that you don't believe?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie isn't silly! You mock her if you think she is!

She was just voicing her displeasure over the fact that such a story exists!

[brokethefourthwall]

Okay, Trixie. You don't have to be silly if you don't want to.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Not once has Trixie ever been silly, and she shan't start now or any time in the future.

[brokethefourthwall]

That's too bad! I bet you'd get a lot more fans if you were silly every once in a while. Everypony likes to laugh!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie's not going to be humorous in any way!

What Trixie does is she bedazzles! She awes! She inspires! She demands not to be laughed at, as The Great and Powerful Trixie is the most powerful Equine in all of Equestria! To mock her is to make the biggest mistake in their life!

[She summons storm clouds, then makes them shoot lightning at the ground to make herself look more intimidating.]

[brokethefourthwall]

[Pinkie snorts happily, the static from the lightning making her mane frizz up even more than usual, only making her laugh more.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie doesn't approve, so she decides to use her voice amplification spell to be more intimidating.]

Trixie demands you to stop your laughter!

[brokethefourthwall]

[Pinkie manages to reduce her laugh to a light giggle.]

Okay! But why are we yelling!?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Because you were laughing, and Trixie doesn't appreciate being laughed at at all. OR having her shows interrupted and being heckled, for that matter.

[brokethefourthwall]

Being heckled? Now that's just mean! Who would do something like that?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Some white unicorn with purple hair, some blue pegasus with rainbow hair, and some brown earth pony with yellow hair and a hat. Oh, and some small, purple dragon. Trixie imagines some purple unicorn sent her cohorts to ruin Trixie's show.

Trixie took care of them and they didn't cause problems for the rest of her show.

[brokethefourthwall]

But they sound just like my friends!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie demands to know why that matters! They still heckled her!

[brokethefourthwall]

Because they're all really nice! I'm sure they didn't really mean it...

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Would coming up on stage and challenging The Great and Powerful Trixie being them not meaning it?

[brokethefourthwall]

Maybe they were impressed and wanted to be friends!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

First off, Trixie has no need for friends.

Second, Trixie specifically heard them say "boo" and talk down to her like she was doing something wrong.

[brokethefourthwall]

Of course you do! Everypony needs friends!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie's capable of doing things herself.

[wannabolt]

More like annoyed because she was being a huge showoff.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

It's her job! Trixie's a showmare!