100% going to havenrpg

[webcast]

Oookay, lemme put this into perspective for you.

You go through all five stages of grief every time I scrape a knee, so methinks you oughta' give this idea a chance to settle in with the dust motes in that spacious noggin of yours.

You're like a kid with a brand new toy and I totally understand why you're excited, because—and we can both agree on this—I'm at least one thousand times cooler than Barbie. Except I'd rather be admitted to Ryker's than take my chances with the hair-shearing and the whole popping-off-heads bit. I like my head. It's a nice head.

Think about it? Pretty please?



... No?

You're halfway through the stage of denial already, aren't you. I hate you.

Look—I wasn't going to tell anyone about the booey Kleenex® on your night-table with my comics, and I'm sorry, but you're forcing my hand here. Uh, y'know, the ones right beside all those homework assignments you've been procrastinating on?

Yeah, those; I see those.

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am I helping

[skiodis]

If yours is anything like mine I'm pretty sure telling her that she's just going to be more upset is counter-productive, I think they thrive off that stuff in a really backwards sort of way.

you are totally helping, you miracle

[webcast]

I'm surrounded by sadists.

[#my life]

I don't remember signing up to star in the next "Saw" flick, but at least it's not Kyriakos...

[voluptuous]

[ 'sup peter let's look at the more important issue — ]

Your cosplay... [ tsk. ]

[webcast]

[looks down at himself.

...

;v;]

[superieure]

I for one welcome your new overlord. Perhaps she'll finally help dress you in something less hideous.

[webcast]

"Overlord"?

... Don't say that too loud, it'll all go to her head like the other compliments she's gotten tonight (looking at you, Plurk).

[a huff.]

—What's wrong with the costume? It's vintage!

[mareterno]

It looks like you and I are in a similar situation. She's going on and on about 'crying for a week' over me, and yet... this 'Haven' place?

I'm beginning to suspect that these mundanes have no sense.

[webcast]

Finally, someone who ain't here to critique me.

[folding his arms proudly. you are my new favourite.]

If I order the wood, are you gonna' help me build the ark before all these salty tears prune up my toes? Forget the two by two rule, every abused character for themselves!

[definingfuture]

Well, good luck. [There. He's being very helpful.]

[webcast]

...

[what an honest and down-to-earth soul.]

Thanks, man.

[shatterstars]

Haven hasn't been so bad, really. Aside from the memory-altering and the getting blinded by acid thing.

[ ... ]

At least she lets me fight whatever I want.

[webcast]

...

[star, this is not helpful in any way.]

How generous of her.

—Look, I've tried the whole acid thing and I rated it a one out of ten, but is there anything useful you can tell me?

[livingsymbol]

[That's pretty close to flailing. Maybe Spidey should calm down before he knocks himself right through the fourth wall.]

Don't forget to breathe.

[webcast]

[steve, i'm going to ignore the fact that you politely told me to shut up because it's you.]

Been there, tried that.

Did you know Canadians call us the hostile ones? Can you believe it? The nerve.

[kaihentai]

Wade-kun? What happened to your suit?

Did someone spray you with paint? Ahhh, you've gotten so thin since I last saw you.

[crownless]

Sakamoto, that's fucking Spider-man. There's a huge difference between the two of them: even I know that!

[sman]

[Man, look at this train wreck.] There's no use pleading to get out of this hole. It's the outfit.

They all have a thing for spandex.

[webcast]

[oh my God.

save me spidey 2.0(99), save me.]

Y'know, I thought that was it, but I—I didn't want to say anything. I like them to think I'm modest. Sometimes.

[frozenone]

[Looks up at all those other threads.]

At least it looks like you've already made some new friends.

[webcast]

They've gone loco, man. It's like they prowl unsuspecting threads and ream on cute costumed heroes.

A little back up would be ice.

[that's not a typo at all.]

[daughteroftheoriginal]

A horror game? Really?

That sounds like overkill, even with our kind of luck.

Does she know how fast paced and torture filled that place is supposed to be?

[webcast]

[oh please tell me you're not another clone, i am sooo done with clones.

staring a moment, shoulders hitching, before he raises a finger.]

Yeah, I tried that angle, but rumour has it there was another who came before me. I can only speculate as to what happened with that guy, but I don't need my spider-sense to tell me that the prognosis ain't too good.

—Like the mask, by the by. Very unique. One of its kind, even.

[super_nanny]

I've found that they rarely give any ideas time to settle. They're too impulsive.

[webcast]

I'm expecting a villain monologue any minute now, but I think she's just entered that "catatonically unprepared, yet oh-so-willing" stage...

Which one is that, "acceptance"?



I'm screwed.

Nerd alert

[fortunefavored]

Holy shit.

Spiderman in Haven would be epic.

I'M SO GLAD

[webcast]

Right?!

[thebettergoblin]

Oh poor Spider-man, going to a place where things are going to be difficult and you may suffer and die? You'll forgive me if I don't shed any tears. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[webcast]

Oh great, someone left my laugh track on again.

[blandly, this not-so-impressed look has been patented just for you.]

I'll thank you if you don't shed any tears; who knows what infectious diseases you picked up over the years.

[powerdrain]

[ oh spidey no ]

Is it too late to tell y'all to run away? Far, far away, n' don't look back?

*^*

[webcast]

She just signed the contract.

[911 rogue.]

I'm officially doomed—and I don't mean the Dr. Doom kind, which would probably be nicer right about now.

[screeches]

[ thick irish accent is thick but i don't wanna write it so: ] Ye spoke too fast for me, Spider-Man. What did ye say?

[shatterstars]

[Hi there, pal, you're looking oddly more 90s than usual.]

I believe he's just complaining.

[borntochoose]

It's not too bad, really. I mean, now that the revival machine is broken if you die it will be forever?

[SUPERHELPFUL]

[webcast]

[oh my god oh my god oh my god, it's superman.

what do i do, do i take a picture right quick and hope he doesn't notice? would he sign it? no, parker, don't embarrass yourself—]

Are you there too?!

[okay, toning it down a little.]

Uh, that is. I'm just surprised, y'know. That so many people are there and none of the minds can figure out how to fix it...

Brings him out, just for you

[flamingskeleton]

Too late to tell you to ignore their eccentricities?

i am SO glad

[webcast]

[peter decides he knows one too many johnnys who light up like the fourth of july.]

Oh don't worry, only by a few hours.

If I couldn't handle their attempts to one-up the sass-master, I would have started waving a white flag the second the gloves came off.

[irredeemed_ant]

Ah, you've had like a girlfriend of every hair colour dude, you don't get get to complain ever.

[Priorities there, Mr O'Grady.]

Still, where you're going can't be that bad right? Look at the crap we usually put up with.

[webcast]

[touché, sir. if he were any other man, he would say "taste the rainbow". but he is not any other man, he is a terrible dork.]

While I'd be inclined to agree with you, the only info the others have given me is "we broke the revival machine, sorry Spidey".

Not as reassuring as I'd previously hoped.

Oh, spidey, he knows how you feel babe.

[ragincajun]

You wanna get into obsessive muns, mon amis? Sure we can shoot de breeze over it for hours.

'Course, I'm also a man a' my own secrets 'n I ain't quite at de point a' outin' any embarrassin' little tidbits.

[ No, no he definitely is. /Cough cough ]

Screamin' at me every damn time Rogue 'n I talk. To de actual comic, mind you.

these poor boys never knew what hit them

[webcast]

Aw, don't be shy. Embarrassing stories are plentiful as they are dejecting, and happen to the best of us (including me—especially me). Y'know they told me I could be a great therapist, if it weren't for the fact that I'd yap my patients into extinction.

[fingertips together, 110% prepared to get his gossip on with the x-men.

next stop: better fuel to tease logan with (the poor bastard).]

Is your mun one of those "shipper"-muns I've been hearing about? Those are the ones you have to look out for. They're ravenous.

WHO NEEDS A CANON REVIEW NOT ME maybe later

[aranita]

Nasty. Booey kleenexes, really?

[ she's trying to help??? ]

don't worry I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO HERWJKENKL

[webcast]

[ah, another spider-gal—welcome to the most melodramatic thread, araña.]

A ton of them. You could rebuild the original tree.

[mellowedwithage]

You're assuming your mun cares about your opinion.

[webcast]

[oh well, someone looks different than i remember! you aged so well.]

Well, she should. Considering the fact that I'm the one with the better common sense.

It comes with the territory.

[taps his head.]

You understand.

[nerdylilspidey]

I know every one of those feelings like, exactly. Mundie-buns here bawls for weeks whenever she revisits The Moment That Shan't Be Named, and yet there's corpse throwing everywhere. [Peter, that's a gross visual. Don't think about it don't think about it don't think abo-- shuddering.]

Um. Anyway.

I've heard all the stories about you, Other Me, and I'm not really sure if I'm feeling honored right now or freaked. Because- Y'know. It's- Yeah.

[The babbling decidedly means that Peter's at least slightly freaked.]

... Hi.

[webcast]

Hey, I don't bite kiddo, I've had it up to the Macroverse with biters.

... Seriously.

[while this would have been surprising a decade ago, he's come to terms with the fact that his life will always spit up curve-balls covered in the thick drool of misfortune. thankfully, this encounter doesn't seem too bad, so he approaches as enthusiastically as ever.

with a hand bracketing his hip, staring down his not-so-clone, peter salutes peter with a snap of motion.]

What's the four-one-one, Mini-Me?

Y'know, you're shorter than I remember I was. Was I really this puny? You look like a posable action figure, complete with sassy pull-cord! No offence.