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Oookay, lemme put this into perspective for you.
You go through all five stages of grief every time I scrape a knee, so methinks you oughta' give this idea a chance to settle in with the dust motes in that spacious noggin of yours.
You're like a kid with a brand new toy and I totally understand why you're excited, because—and we can both agree on this—I'm at least one thousand times cooler than Barbie. Except I'd rather be admitted to Ryker's than take my chances with the hair-shearing and the whole popping-off-heads bit. I like my head. It's a nice head.
Think about it? Pretty please?
... No?
You're halfway through the stage of denial already, aren't you. I hate you.
Look—I wasn't going to tell anyone about the booey Kleenex® on your night-table with my comics, and I'm sorry, but you're forcing my hand here. Uh, y'know, the ones right beside all those homework assignments you've been procrastinating on?
Yeah, those; I see those.
You go through all five stages of grief every time I scrape a knee, so methinks you oughta' give this idea a chance to settle in with the dust motes in that spacious noggin of yours.
You're like a kid with a brand new toy and I totally understand why you're excited, because—and we can both agree on this—I'm at least one thousand times cooler than Barbie. Except I'd rather be admitted to Ryker's than take my chances with the hair-shearing and the whole popping-off-heads bit. I like my head. It's a nice head.
Think about it? Pretty please?
... No?
You're halfway through the stage of denial already, aren't you. I hate you.
Look—I wasn't going to tell anyone about the booey Kleenex® on your night-table with my comics, and I'm sorry, but you're forcing my hand here. Uh, y'know, the ones right beside all those homework assignments you've been procrastinating on?
Yeah, those; I see those.