100% going to havenrpg

[webcast]

Oookay, lemme put this into perspective for you.

You go through all five stages of grief every time I scrape a knee, so methinks you oughta' give this idea a chance to settle in with the dust motes in that spacious noggin of yours.

You're like a kid with a brand new toy and I totally understand why you're excited, because—and we can both agree on this—I'm at least one thousand times cooler than Barbie. Except I'd rather be admitted to Ryker's than take my chances with the hair-shearing and the whole popping-off-heads bit. I like my head. It's a nice head.

Think about it? Pretty please?



... No?

You're halfway through the stage of denial already, aren't you. I hate you.

Look—I wasn't going to tell anyone about the booey Kleenex® on your night-table with my comics, and I'm sorry, but you're forcing my hand here. Uh, y'know, the ones right beside all those homework assignments you've been procrastinating on?

Yeah, those; I see those.

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[webcast]

[oh, just going to point out tony stark now (you're welcome tony, i am the most pathetic wing-man ever).]

Y'know, Iron Man?

[voluptuous]

Doesn't ring a bell, my dear! [ a few steps closer... she actually is curious about this "tony stark" fellow. ] Why don't you tell me more?

[webcast]

[oh, well, if it's about tony he could probably go on all day. he hopes nobody listens into this, because it's shameful.]

The Iron Man? Still nothing? Okay, bluntly, he's like the leading expert in anything that needs oiling up.

[especially the ladies, but he doesn't include that part.]

Just think GQ magazine with seventy doctorates.

[voluptuous]

[ she lets out an intrigued hum, bordering moan. bayo please. ]

Celebrities do have their fun. Does that mean you're not as fun as he is?

[webcast]

...

[christ on the holiest cracker.]

Define fun...

[voluptuous]

What do you do to entertain a girl, itsy bitsy spider? And why does he do it better?

[webcast]

He's. Prolific.

[okay, suck it up peter.]

I tend to call back. Though I can't afford much wining and dining.

1/2

[voluptuous]

[ ................ no, pete, that's really cute. ]

[voluptuous]

How cute. A girl can fall in love with that.

[ she knows zilch. ]

[webcast]

What, with the poverty?

'Cause I'm pretty sure that's strictly in fairy tales.

[no, peter, you idiot.]

[voluptuous]

[ pete no bayo is a sucker for fairy tales — ]

Don't tell me you're deaf. A man calling back for round two is a lovely dream.

[webcast]

It's not really a dream if it happens...

You make it out to be unobtainable or something.

[voluptuous]

It is when you steer people to others. Is that a habit of yours?

[webcast]

Not intentionally.

[...]

Can't really date beautiful women in a mask—they did it in V for Vendetta, and look how that turned out.

[he's tried.]

[voluptuous]

[ now, to tease peter: ]

Since when were glasses considered masks?

[webcast]

No, no, no, I love glasses, glasses are cute—I mean me, in a mask.

... That is, I've tried to date with the mask on and it never really works out.

[well, sort of.

who can say no to the black cat...]