100% going to havenrpg

[webcast]

Oookay, lemme put this into perspective for you.

You go through all five stages of grief every time I scrape a knee, so methinks you oughta' give this idea a chance to settle in with the dust motes in that spacious noggin of yours.

You're like a kid with a brand new toy and I totally understand why you're excited, because—and we can both agree on this—I'm at least one thousand times cooler than Barbie. Except I'd rather be admitted to Ryker's than take my chances with the hair-shearing and the whole popping-off-heads bit. I like my head. It's a nice head.

Think about it? Pretty please?



... No?

You're halfway through the stage of denial already, aren't you. I hate you.

Look—I wasn't going to tell anyone about the booey Kleenex® on your night-table with my comics, and I'm sorry, but you're forcing my hand here. Uh, y'know, the ones right beside all those homework assignments you've been procrastinating on?

Yeah, those; I see those.

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am I helping

[skiodis]

If yours is anything like mine I'm pretty sure telling her that she's just going to be more upset is counter-productive, I think they thrive off that stuff in a really backwards sort of way.

[voluptuous]

[ 'sup peter let's look at the more important issue — ]

Your cosplay... [ tsk. ]

you are totally helping, you miracle

[webcast]

I'm surrounded by sadists.

[#my life]

I don't remember signing up to star in the next "Saw" flick, but at least it's not Kyriakos...

[superieure]

I for one welcome your new overlord. Perhaps she'll finally help dress you in something less hideous.

[mareterno]

It looks like you and I are in a similar situation. She's going on and on about 'crying for a week' over me, and yet... this 'Haven' place?

I'm beginning to suspect that these mundanes have no sense.

[definingfuture]

Well, good luck. [There. He's being very helpful.]

wow I am not miraculous

[skiodis]

[Frowning at the greek why must it follow me everywhere I go]

Yeah... from what I hear that is sort of on the low end of "games that are tolerable to go to" scale, but we really don't get a say in where we end up so... I guess you just make the best of it?

[webcast]

[looks down at himself.

...

;v;]

[webcast]

What, is it too good? I mean, I was worried I'd put other people out—stealing the thunder just isn't my bit.

[webcast]

"Overlord"?

... Don't say that too loud, it'll all go to her head like the other compliments she's gotten tonight (looking at you, Plurk).

[a huff.]

—What's wrong with the costume? It's vintage!

[voluptuous]

If you're one of those superheroes I keep hearing about, that seems to be a little noisy for the night life. [ like she's one to talk ] Have you tried black?

[ she knows nothing. what is a venom? ]

i heard treadjacking is encouraged

[voluptuous]

Vintage? Darling, I'm vintage, and that certainly isn't it!

[ monet come agree with her????? ]

pardon the lack of icons just imagine various unimpressed faces

[superieure]

[Very loudly and smugly,] Overlord.

Vintage isn't synonymous with good, dear.

[webcast]

Finally, someone who ain't here to critique me.

[folding his arms proudly. you are my new favourite.]

If I order the wood, are you gonna' help me build the ark before all these salty tears prune up my toes? Forget the two by two rule, every abused character for themselves!

it most certainly is

[superieure]

Oh, finally, someone with sense.

[Now there are two of them standing side by side, Monet has her arms folded.]

i heard also

[mareterno]

[and then there were three.]

Vintage? Hardly. It's just tacky.

[might wanna rethink calling him your favorite.]

[webcast]

...

[what an honest and down-to-earth soul.]

Thanks, man.

[definingfuture]

I aim to please. Seriously, the negotiations are a nice touch.

Not effective, mind you, but nice. And you have good company, it looks like.

[Practical advice. He can write you a fortune cookie if you want him to.]

[shatterstars]

Haven hasn't been so bad, really. Aside from the memory-altering and the getting blinded by acid thing.

[ ... ]

At least she lets me fight whatever I want.

[webcast]

Make the best... of a horror game. Like, the don't-eat-sugar-before-bed-or-you'll-have-kafka-dreams kind of horror game.



I'll get back to you on how this one pans out of me.

I'll send you a postcard.

[livingsymbol]

[That's pretty close to flailing. Maybe Spidey should calm down before he knocks himself right through the fourth wall.]

Don't forget to breathe.

[mareterno]

[....

what the fuck

GLOSSING OVER THAT EXTENDED METAPHOR]

Every character for themselves is right: I'm not helping you do anything.

[kaihentai]

Wade-kun? What happened to your suit?

Did someone spray you with paint? Ahhh, you've gotten so thin since I last saw you.

[webcast]

I get that a lot.

[we don't talk about venom. that was a trying time in my life.]

Though I have tried black. I wouldn't suggest it—



I mean, it, uh. It works for you.

[ahem.]

[crownless]

Sakamoto, that's fucking Spider-man. There's a huge difference between the two of them: even I know that!