100% going to havenrpg

[webcast]

Oookay, lemme put this into perspective for you.

You go through all five stages of grief every time I scrape a knee, so methinks you oughta' give this idea a chance to settle in with the dust motes in that spacious noggin of yours.

You're like a kid with a brand new toy and I totally understand why you're excited, because—and we can both agree on this—I'm at least one thousand times cooler than Barbie. Except I'd rather be admitted to Ryker's than take my chances with the hair-shearing and the whole popping-off-heads bit. I like my head. It's a nice head.

Think about it? Pretty please?



... No?

You're halfway through the stage of denial already, aren't you. I hate you.

Look—I wasn't going to tell anyone about the booey Kleenex® on your night-table with my comics, and I'm sorry, but you're forcing my hand here. Uh, y'know, the ones right beside all those homework assignments you've been procrastinating on?

Yeah, those; I see those.

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[daughteroftheoriginal]

[There is only one way this could be more ridiculous and that's if her actual dad showed up.]

On a voice test post?

[nerdylilspidey]

Yes.

[daughteroftheoriginal]

Shouldn't you be showing him around then?

[webcast]

That's, uh. Well...

[POINTS.]

—OH MY GOD, IS THAT RHINO 3.0?!

[high-knees it away.]

[nerdylilspidey]

[Peter's just. Gonna stare after him for a second. Because wow, dude. That was slick. :\]

...Y'know, I bet he'd flip if he ever met the Rhino dude from my world.

[daughteroftheoriginal]

[Wow. Talk about a fast one.]

Maybe we should go after him?

It is a world wide web after all.

[Parker genes.]

[nerdylilspidey]

[Theeeeeeere's the chuckling~ That was a good one!]

We probably should. The old boy could hurt himself out there.

[daughteroftheoriginal]

My mun thinks he should be fine so long as he doesn't wind up in a horror game ahead of schedule.

Not that I'm completely clear on how that could happen.

[Then again, Parker luck.]

[nerdylilspidey]

...Knowing my- his- our luck? He could trip and wake up, I dunno, naked and powerless somewhere.

[daughteroftheoriginal]

I really didn't need that, thanks.

[Peter no.]

[nerdylilspidey]

Oh- God. Sorry.

[mellowedwithage]

[Is just chilling nearby because he's Batman.]

Are these idiots bothering you, kid?

[daughteroftheoriginal]

[Well you do have a secret headquarters underground even if it isn't a cave]

No, they aren't.

[Definitely not.]

[mellowedwithage]

[Yes well that's the government's secret underground headquarters.]

I forgot how energetic he used to be.

I figured I'd check.

[daughteroftheoriginal]

Thanks.

[Completely sincere because she knows Kaine cares!]

I... didn't expect him to be all over the place like this. I mean, I've seen him as a teenager but as for when he was older I thought he'd be..

I don't really know what I was expecting.

[So much makes sense now though.]

[mellowedwithage]

I can say with 100% certainty, this was your father in his prime. For everything that's different across dimensions, apparently your father channeling the Energizer Bunny is the one thing that stays the same.

[daughteroftheoriginal]

And here I thought that was an exaggeration.

[mellowedwithage]

I don't do hyperbole...

Unless it involves the Osborns.

[daughteroftheoriginal]

I'm pretty sure everyone but me goes into hyperbole over them.

[As awful as Norman Osborn was they really need to let it die.]

[webcast]

We can hear you.

[mellowedwithage]

I wasn't trying to keep my voice down.

[webcast]

Of course you weren't—thanks for the compliment, though. I am young in heart and body.

And apparently virile.

[WHEN DID THE STORKS FLY IN.]

[mellowedwithage]

Not that young.

[Oh, and fun fact: You weren't the only one getting busy in his and May's universe.]

[webcast]

[SAY WHAAAAAT.

oh, you dog, you.]

Remind me to beg Iron Man for a loan, I'm planning a long, soul-searching journey for when I hit thirty.

[mellowedwithage]

[Not him! Reilly!]

Which is what, next month?