100% going to havenrpg

[webcast]

Oookay, lemme put this into perspective for you.

You go through all five stages of grief every time I scrape a knee, so methinks you oughta' give this idea a chance to settle in with the dust motes in that spacious noggin of yours.

You're like a kid with a brand new toy and I totally understand why you're excited, because—and we can both agree on this—I'm at least one thousand times cooler than Barbie. Except I'd rather be admitted to Ryker's than take my chances with the hair-shearing and the whole popping-off-heads bit. I like my head. It's a nice head.

Think about it? Pretty please?



... No?

You're halfway through the stage of denial already, aren't you. I hate you.

Look—I wasn't going to tell anyone about the booey Kleenex® on your night-table with my comics, and I'm sorry, but you're forcing my hand here. Uh, y'know, the ones right beside all those homework assignments you've been procrastinating on?

Yeah, those; I see those.

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;3c

[webcast]

[it won't even be the plots that do him in, it'll be the harassment.]

I don't want anyone dressing me, especially her. I'm a big boy, I can put together an outfit.

[shatterstars]

[They won't hold back. Pete's doomed.]

Are you sure? Monet is very fashionable. [Which is something coming from him, considering he wouldn't know good fashion if it bit him on the ass.]

[webcast]

Monet could be the designer for Hugo Boss, and I still wouldn't touch that disaster waiting to happen with a ten foot pole.

[shatterstars]

She's the disaster waiting to happen?

[No seriously he loves you Petey.

Also okay it's kind of true Monet is at times a disaster waiting to happen.]

[webcast]

You should think seriously about doing stand-up.

[HE'S SO AMUSED.]

[shatterstars]

I'm already standing up.

[Don't you dare laugh at him, Pete.]

[webcast]

...

[webcast]

I—I can't... it's too easy...

[shatterstars]

[WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT LAUGHING.]

Clearly I've missed something here.

[webcast]

Stand-up comedy is when a comedian gets up on stage and shares his bits with the audience.

[webcast]

...

Bits as in comedy skits.

[shatterstars]

[Star opens his mouth, clearly about to say something, then snaps it shut when Peter clarifies, changing his mind.

He was definitely about to say that he could do that.]

Ah, that would make more sense. I'm fairly certain the first kind is just called a stripper.

[webcast]

[you are incorrigible.]

Or a flasher.

But I think you just have a natural inclination for the gutter.

[shatterstars]

[You're the one talking about sharing your bits.]

And I think you should be more careful with your words.

[webcast]

A decade ago we never had to censor ourselves... no one knew the crazy euphemism-and-innuendo dance, then.

[shatterstars]

A decade ago I would've understood even less of your ridiculous idioms. Consider yourself lucky.

[webcast]

Bless your heart.

[shatterstars]

[He just smiles back at him. Yes, imagine Peter dealing with a no-nonsense, angry Liefeld Shatterstar. That would've been a lot of fun.]