Of course I'm taking her to mylittlejamjar - was there ever any doubt? (Lunaverse AU)

[meltsicecastles]

I demand an explanation for the username you have given me, Mundane.

I am Dame Trixie Lulamoon, the living embodiment of the principle that Friendship is Magic and Knight of Princess Luna's Night Court. A Night Court that, through my quick thinking, a tiny bit of help from my friends, and yards upon yards of rope given to Equestria's enemies, I have exposed for the morass of corruption that it is. Well, was before I reminded Luna that doing her job isn't diving into the sun with power, anyway.

I saved Ponyville from an Ursa Minor, Twilight being Twilight, the Curse of Saturnalia, parasprites, the Apple Trust being tres stupide during a famine, the Night Court being the Night Court, and - oh yes - CORONA. TWICE. My legerdemain, illusions, slight of hand and showmareship are second to none. I taught Dinky Doo magic and my teachings with some small help from Twilight are responsible for at least two young ones getting their Cutie Marks.

BUT YOU MELT ONE ICE CASTLE...

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[shimmer_on]

Of course, it has to be one thing that mars the record, isn't it? Like anypony will let you forget it.

[meltsicecastles]

Honestly, I've done things much more deserving of ridicule. If they wanted to shame me they could have named me "oohmonsieurbourbon" or something of the kind. I'm not a flawless equine being, I just act like it on stage.

But of all things, the ice castle? That was ONCE. That was a FREAK ACCIDENT.

Pardonnez-moi, but I don't think I've seen you around Ponyville. Or wherever this is for that matter. I am - ahem, well, you've already heard my name. May I have yours?

[shimmer_on]

It must have been the defining moment though, that really stuck with your mun. Like how mine own is a song title.

You wouldn't, I'm in the neighboring universe as it were. Sunset Shimmer. Former student of Celestia, not yours, mine.

[Lets not forget however that Sunset is living off Principal Celestia's good graces.]

[meltsicecastles]

Yesssss I can imagine that no one would be cruel enough to name their foal that in a universe with Corona. Just... call the fou one Corona. I've met Celestia, and they are not the same pony.

My mun and I have an agreement; they won't have me describe the Ice Castle in detail so long as I do not describe the Noodle Incident.

from one AU to another

[spike_want]

Sorry, are we talking about forever being immortalized by our one hugest screw-up?

We doing that?

Re: from one AU to another

[meltsicecastles]

Yes, I can see that we are from your username.

It could be worse. You could be Corona's spike instead of Twilight's.

[spike_want]

...Not really much different, except yours went loco crazy.

Also, I'm not exactly "Twilight's", any more.

[meltsicecastles]

I'd be interested in hearing your story. Misery loves company.

And I have been around the block with other worlds. I've met a Twilight that wasn't complètement fou and a Celestia who was never Corona.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie raises an eyebrow.]

The great and Powerful Trixie demands to know why her mundane is snickering like a crazed madman. 'Tis not a good sign, alas, and demands an explanation.

[meltsicecastles]

Oh by the Moonrise you're still doing the third person thing and you aren't even on stage.

Tell me, oh Great and Powerful Trixie, which of the princesses went mad - and why?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

...Why ever not? Trixie's audience is always enraptured by her style of speech.

'Tis an odd question. Trixie doesn't normally do private performances, but she just may regale you of the tale of Nightmare Moon!

[defrostingicequeen]

[NO]

ILU <3

[meltsicecastles]

IT WAS ONCE AND IT WAS AN ACCIDENT - okay, buck this. I need a drink.

[She takes her hat off, reaches deeper into it than is actually possible, and removes a flask of bourbon. She takes a long pull of it, then sighs. That is good stuff.]

Ah monsieur Bourbon, mon meilleur ami, je t'aime tellement.

[defrostingicequeen]

[SHE ONLY HAS ONE, SMALL TALKING UNICORN.

AND SHE WORKED HARD ON IT!]

[caneattheseapples]

The Night Court, huh?

You know Judge Stone, then?

[meltsicecastles]

I haven't had the pleasure - or the supreme displeasure, if Judge Stone is as corrupt as the rest of the Court was.

Applejack, you look.

[Don't be offensive or deliberately provoke her.]

Different.

[Nailed it.]

[caneattheseapples]

I wouldn't say he's corrupt so much as a funny, incompetent dipshit.

[Yeah. The looks aren't all that changed about her.]

So are you like some cult leader, or what? I'm really not sure what to make of you.

[mostloyalpony]

(Rainbow's gonna be laughing for a few moments, but she doesn't mean to. Really, she doesn't! The way she delivered that line -priceless!)

Hehehehehe! You-you seriously melted an ice castle? Was it as big as an iceberg, or did you get a smaller one?

[meltsicecastles]

It was meant to hold the entire Night Court at the Grand Galloping Gala two years ago and WHY AM I EVEN DISCUSSING THIS WITH YOU, AT ALL.

Oh. Rainbow Dash. It's you.

[You'd think she'd get the 'many worlds theory' thing already. Give it time.]

[mostloyalpony]

(Rainbow would've started laughing even harder at Trixie's over-the-top comment; it was totally a Rarity thing, but still a Trixie thing too, until her latter comment.

She caught the way it was phrased too.)

Hey, what's that supposed to mean? Twilight said you'd turned over a new leaf after the thing with the Alicorn Amulet.

(Not to mention the whole Queen of Dimondia thing, but that in itself's a whole 'nother world even if it kinda coincides.)

Currently voice testing him, but I could not resist.

[brbwifethrowing]

Alternate Equestrias aside, what about Twilight?

[Because that's his sister you're talking about, Trixie.]

As for our 'usernames', it could be much worse.

Re: Currently voice testing him, but I could not resist.

[meltsicecastles]

Did the Sun or the Moon grow mad with power in your home? Who bears Magic? I must know these things before I answer... your Grace.

[notmakingsense]

Ooh! Ooh! Let me guess. Was it the ice castle in Northern Vanhoover by chance? Oh, how that must have been a sight!

[There goes Discord, being as helpful as usual.]

[meltsicecastles]

...YOU.

Merde, and the other Elements are not here...

[notmakingsense]

ME.

[What's happening.]

Oh, Trixie, there's no need for the elements anymore. They're not even supposed to be in use anymore!