Of course I'm taking her to mylittlejamjar - was there ever any doubt? (Lunaverse AU)

[meltsicecastles]

I demand an explanation for the username you have given me, Mundane.

I am Dame Trixie Lulamoon, the living embodiment of the principle that Friendship is Magic and Knight of Princess Luna's Night Court. A Night Court that, through my quick thinking, a tiny bit of help from my friends, and yards upon yards of rope given to Equestria's enemies, I have exposed for the morass of corruption that it is. Well, was before I reminded Luna that doing her job isn't diving into the sun with power, anyway.

I saved Ponyville from an Ursa Minor, Twilight being Twilight, the Curse of Saturnalia, parasprites, the Apple Trust being tres stupide during a famine, the Night Court being the Night Court, and - oh yes - CORONA. TWICE. My legerdemain, illusions, slight of hand and showmareship are second to none. I taught Dinky Doo magic and my teachings with some small help from Twilight are responsible for at least two young ones getting their Cutie Marks.

BUT YOU MELT ONE ICE CASTLE...

Comments

[shimmer_on]

Of course, it has to be one thing that mars the record, isn't it? Like anypony will let you forget it.

from one AU to another

[spike_want]

Sorry, are we talking about forever being immortalized by our one hugest screw-up?

We doing that?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie raises an eyebrow.]

The great and Powerful Trixie demands to know why her mundane is snickering like a crazed madman. 'Tis not a good sign, alas, and demands an explanation.

[defrostingicequeen]

[NO]

[caneattheseapples]

The Night Court, huh?

You know Judge Stone, then?

[mostloyalpony]

(Rainbow's gonna be laughing for a few moments, but she doesn't mean to. Really, she doesn't! The way she delivered that line -priceless!)

Hehehehehe! You-you seriously melted an ice castle? Was it as big as an iceberg, or did you get a smaller one?

Currently voice testing him, but I could not resist.

[brbwifethrowing]

Alternate Equestrias aside, what about Twilight?

[Because that's his sister you're talking about, Trixie.]

As for our 'usernames', it could be much worse.

[notmakingsense]

Ooh! Ooh! Let me guess. Was it the ice castle in Northern Vanhoover by chance? Oh, how that must have been a sight!

[There goes Discord, being as helpful as usual.]