Of course I'm taking her to mylittlejamjar - was there ever any doubt? (Lunaverse AU)

[meltsicecastles]

I demand an explanation for the username you have given me, Mundane.

I am Dame Trixie Lulamoon, the living embodiment of the principle that Friendship is Magic and Knight of Princess Luna's Night Court. A Night Court that, through my quick thinking, a tiny bit of help from my friends, and yards upon yards of rope given to Equestria's enemies, I have exposed for the morass of corruption that it is. Well, was before I reminded Luna that doing her job isn't diving into the sun with power, anyway.

I saved Ponyville from an Ursa Minor, Twilight being Twilight, the Curse of Saturnalia, parasprites, the Apple Trust being tres stupide during a famine, the Night Court being the Night Court, and - oh yes - CORONA. TWICE. My legerdemain, illusions, slight of hand and showmareship are second to none. I taught Dinky Doo magic and my teachings with some small help from Twilight are responsible for at least two young ones getting their Cutie Marks.

BUT YOU MELT ONE ICE CASTLE...

Comments

[mostloyalpony]

...Did Fluttershy bust in asking all the animals to love her again?

(Seeing Rarity blow her top at Blueblood was also hilarious.)

I love her canon.

[meltsicecastles]

I may have had a hoof in Maidimoselle Zinzane spiking the punch with The Truth is A Scourge.

An entire gala of scheming, corrupt nobles suddenly speaking what's on their minds... in earshot of the Princess... that was one of my finest moments.

I do not wish to see any Fluttershy roused to anger.

Trixie's one of a kind

[mostloyalpony]

That sounds like you had a hoof in 'interrogating' them like you were working with the lccal authorities. But, seriously: the entire gala?! Sweet!

Hehe, yeah...on that night, I think she kinda lost it. But Fluttershy angry is something nopony wants.

[meltsicecastles]

I will neither confirm or deny the shocking rumors of a sting operation with Shining Armor's aid.

To actually answer, the Night Court is my Luna's administrative arm. In theory, they represent the common pony. In theory.

[mostloyalpony]

Ohhh...! That's...so...awesome!

What else? You mentioned Luna, one of the Princesses. How is she different than the one I know and the one I met in this other Equestria?

[meltsicecastles]

...I take it Celestia rules your world with Luna.

This is not so at home. I've heard tell of a Nightmare Moon... well, we face Corona, the fallen Celestia.

[mostloyalpony]

Yeah! Luna became Nightmare Moon for a time, was banished to the moon for 1,000 years, blah, blah, blah...Twilight and the rest of us helped save her and they rule together.

...Whoa. Corona? I gotta hear this story! Princess Luna rules and Celestia doesn't?!

[meltsicecastles]

Plus ca change...

Corona was once Celestia, before her paranoia and tyrannies against her realm. Luna banished her to the heart of the sun for a thousand years...

...and it was only by weilding the Element of Magic, by being the vessel for the power of my friends, that we stopped Corona from blasting Ponyville and Canterlot alike into smoking rubble.

I take it your experience with Nightmare Moon was much the same, no?

[mostloyalpony]

Yeah...she wanted to plunge all of Equestria into an endless night forever. But thanks to Twilight, who holds the Element of Magic, we were able to stop her and save Luna.

Wait, you hold the Element of Magic?! Then who holds my Element, Loyalty?

[meltsicecastles]

None other than Lyra Heartstrings, spellsinger and musical prodigy, who fought three sirens in a musical battle to the death before abandoning the other Bearers and her BonBon.

And overchanneled in the process, but...

[mostloyalpony]

...If I didn't know that Lyra was a totally different pony back in my Equestria -and the world I'm in right now!- I'd have a few words to say to her about being loyal!

What's BonBon like in your world anyway? Does she still make different types of food?