Of course I'm taking her to mylittlejamjar - was there ever any doubt? (Lunaverse AU)

[meltsicecastles]

I demand an explanation for the username you have given me, Mundane.

I am Dame Trixie Lulamoon, the living embodiment of the principle that Friendship is Magic and Knight of Princess Luna's Night Court. A Night Court that, through my quick thinking, a tiny bit of help from my friends, and yards upon yards of rope given to Equestria's enemies, I have exposed for the morass of corruption that it is. Well, was before I reminded Luna that doing her job isn't diving into the sun with power, anyway.

I saved Ponyville from an Ursa Minor, Twilight being Twilight, the Curse of Saturnalia, parasprites, the Apple Trust being tres stupide during a famine, the Night Court being the Night Court, and - oh yes - CORONA. TWICE. My legerdemain, illusions, slight of hand and showmareship are second to none. I taught Dinky Doo magic and my teachings with some small help from Twilight are responsible for at least two young ones getting their Cutie Marks.

BUT YOU MELT ONE ICE CASTLE...

Comments

[meltsicecastles]

How dare you speak about Monseur Bourbon that way!

[She's kidding.]

It is an interesting theory. Of course, I'm more comforted by Luna having objectives instead of plans, but then that's always worked for me. I like plans without much plan in them.

[spike_want]

Yeah, that's the first sign you should step back unless you wanna have baby tequila shots on the way.

[Just because she's kidding doesn't mean he can't joke back.]

Tell me about it; that seems to be a similarity. Even if the other one went nutty first, they both seem to be the same Princesses deep down, when it comes to the whole emotion-versus-logic thing.

[meltsicecastles]

They are sisters. Luna misses Celestia terribly. That's most of why Corona upsets her.

Have you considered visiting mylittlejamjar yourself?

[spike_want]

It's not really for me. My world's Luna is stuck there anyway, from what my Mun keeps saying.

[meltsicecastles]

REALLY. The one from Kon Ran, the one who acts like she's permanently had a shot of whiskey, or...?

[spike_want]

They're not the same one? Just that the first one is a mopey drunk.