Of course I'm taking her to mylittlejamjar - was there ever any doubt? (Lunaverse AU)

[meltsicecastles]

I demand an explanation for the username you have given me, Mundane.

I am Dame Trixie Lulamoon, the living embodiment of the principle that Friendship is Magic and Knight of Princess Luna's Night Court. A Night Court that, through my quick thinking, a tiny bit of help from my friends, and yards upon yards of rope given to Equestria's enemies, I have exposed for the morass of corruption that it is. Well, was before I reminded Luna that doing her job isn't diving into the sun with power, anyway.

I saved Ponyville from an Ursa Minor, Twilight being Twilight, the Curse of Saturnalia, parasprites, the Apple Trust being tres stupide during a famine, the Night Court being the Night Court, and - oh yes - CORONA. TWICE. My legerdemain, illusions, slight of hand and showmareship are second to none. I taught Dinky Doo magic and my teachings with some small help from Twilight are responsible for at least two young ones getting their Cutie Marks.

BUT YOU MELT ONE ICE CASTLE...

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[meltsicecastles]

Honestly, I've done things much more deserving of ridicule. If they wanted to shame me they could have named me "oohmonsieurbourbon" or something of the kind. I'm not a flawless equine being, I just act like it on stage.

But of all things, the ice castle? That was ONCE. That was a FREAK ACCIDENT.

Pardonnez-moi, but I don't think I've seen you around Ponyville. Or wherever this is for that matter. I am - ahem, well, you've already heard my name. May I have yours?

[shimmer_on]

It must have been the defining moment though, that really stuck with your mun. Like how mine own is a song title.

You wouldn't, I'm in the neighboring universe as it were. Sunset Shimmer. Former student of Celestia, not yours, mine.

[Lets not forget however that Sunset is living off Principal Celestia's good graces.]

[meltsicecastles]

Yesssss I can imagine that no one would be cruel enough to name their foal that in a universe with Corona. Just... call the fou one Corona. I've met Celestia, and they are not the same pony.

My mun and I have an agreement; they won't have me describe the Ice Castle in detail so long as I do not describe the Noodle Incident.

[shimmer_on]

Yeah, no doubt. I'm pretty sure Celestia is pretty much not Corona at any rate.

Noodle Incident? Ah, never mind, I'll sure I'll hear something along the Ice Castle incident as well.

[meltsicecastles]

I won't ask what mistakes you've made. I'd just like to see that you've learned from them.

That's all Luna and Lyra wanted from me.

[shimmer_on]

As everyone keeps reminding me, it's a bit of a doozy.

I've actually yet to meet a Luna that isn't a human after all. I left Celestia's side well before her sister returned to Equestria.

[meltsicecastles]

...of course you're human. Another one of those things. How on earth do the Zebra know what those are, anyway? Enough to create a spell that I AM NO LONGER TALKING ABOUT.

[shimmer_on]

Pony turned into a human via magic dimensional-piercing mirror. And I've learned not to question Zebras.

by the by what are your icons from?

[meltsicecastles]

That does not sound pleasant. My condolences.

http://uotapo.deviantart.com/gallery/

[shimmer_on]

It's a living. I kind of like living in the human world. I can hobnob with Megan all I want, since she's a student at Canterlot High.

[meltsicecastles]

...THE Megan. The Megan that started the fight against Tirek and Grogar. THAT Megan.

[shimmer_on]

Well, kinda. My Megan is just a student. If she knows of any ponies other than when Twilight came through the mirror after my *ahem* incident, then she's never told me. I could ask Danny or Molly though later on...?

[meltsicecastles]

But Daniel and Molly also -

This raises so many questions.

[shimmer_on]

Alternate realities. It gets really weird sometimes.

[meltsicecastles]

I would think so. Between Celestia's principality, the human world, the place I'm apparently heading...

[shimmer_on]

You'll probably have a ball there. There's a lot of ridiculousness there and I was there for a while during the fourth wall.