Of course I'm taking her to mylittlejamjar - was there ever any doubt? (Lunaverse AU)

[meltsicecastles]

I demand an explanation for the username you have given me, Mundane.

I am Dame Trixie Lulamoon, the living embodiment of the principle that Friendship is Magic and Knight of Princess Luna's Night Court. A Night Court that, through my quick thinking, a tiny bit of help from my friends, and yards upon yards of rope given to Equestria's enemies, I have exposed for the morass of corruption that it is. Well, was before I reminded Luna that doing her job isn't diving into the sun with power, anyway.

I saved Ponyville from an Ursa Minor, Twilight being Twilight, the Curse of Saturnalia, parasprites, the Apple Trust being tres stupide during a famine, the Night Court being the Night Court, and - oh yes - CORONA. TWICE. My legerdemain, illusions, slight of hand and showmareship are second to none. I taught Dinky Doo magic and my teachings with some small help from Twilight are responsible for at least two young ones getting their Cutie Marks.

BUT YOU MELT ONE ICE CASTLE...

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[spike_want]

Snips and Snails. Can't really blame you - er, our world's Trixie - for doing it when all she did was fill the heads of two impressionable schoolfoals with tall tales of taking down an Ursa Major single-hoofed. Twilight called her on it, and the two of them decided to find a real one so that they could prove you - she, whatever - could defeat it where everyone can see. They woke up a Minor instead, thank goodness.

The deal with getting revenge by hunting down the Alicorn Amulet, though? That was all Trixie.

[meltsicecastles]

...yes, I can well imagine her being enough of an idiot to claim that. I can well imagine, having been that idiot.

Snails seems so sensible, otherwise, apart from his love of... nnnn... spiders.

[spike_want]

The two of them are... they aren't bad kids? Well, I guess they aren't kids at all, they're foals...well, they aren't foals any more in my Equestria, but YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

[Ahem. Pardon the dragon clearing his throat.]

They were star-struck. I'm sure you've seen how normally smart folks can act like total hooligans in order to win the love and adoration of someone famous.

[...Kind of like how he was around Rarity. Or how SHE was around Blueblood...and Trenderhoof...and Hoity Toity...]

[meltsicecastles]

In my line of work, of course I have!

[You can make Trixie a hero, you can make her worthy of the Element of Magic, you can knight her - but you can't stop her from being the showiest of boats.]

...My mundane has just read your first journal, and much is explained. It is nice to know that Ponyville will always be... well, Ponyville, and our best and brightest.

[spike_want]

...And mine's been poking around your info a little bit. I suppose it's just as nice to know, in its own way, that Celestia's always got some bigger plan in play.

You probably should lay off the booze, though. Ponies aren't as hardy as dragons are, you could do some real damage.

[meltsicecastles]

How dare you speak about Monseur Bourbon that way!

[She's kidding.]

It is an interesting theory. Of course, I'm more comforted by Luna having objectives instead of plans, but then that's always worked for me. I like plans without much plan in them.

[spike_want]

Yeah, that's the first sign you should step back unless you wanna have baby tequila shots on the way.

[Just because she's kidding doesn't mean he can't joke back.]

Tell me about it; that seems to be a similarity. Even if the other one went nutty first, they both seem to be the same Princesses deep down, when it comes to the whole emotion-versus-logic thing.

[meltsicecastles]

They are sisters. Luna misses Celestia terribly. That's most of why Corona upsets her.

Have you considered visiting mylittlejamjar yourself?

[spike_want]

It's not really for me. My world's Luna is stuck there anyway, from what my Mun keeps saying.

[meltsicecastles]

REALLY. The one from Kon Ran, the one who acts like she's permanently had a shot of whiskey, or...?

[spike_want]

They're not the same one? Just that the first one is a mopey drunk.