And Now the Tale is Spun, the Season's Over Now for Galavant!

[trainedinmonologues]

Yes, Mun, yes I know you always super believed in Tad Cooper. It was very nice of you to do so, and I'm sure Richard and Tad Cooper are both very grateful for your loyalty. Can we get the point though, which is... well, my happy ending?

I did have to wait two whole seasons, which included being locked in a dungeon, a human dollhouse, engaged to my little cousin, and forced into the same outfit all the time. And yes, I know you think it suits me, it's very kind of you to say, but I would like some variation in wardrobe.

I'd also quite like Galavant around. And Sid, even Richard and Gareth would be nice. Oh, and Jester, his singing is wonderful, isn't it? So, yes, let's try to find him, shall we?

I swear, if that idiot's gone and gotten lost...

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[yeasty]

Lost, my darling? Your faith, as always, means the world to me.

[trainedinmonologues]

It did take you a whole season to get to Hortensia. [That being said, she smiles widely] But then, we earned our happy ending, didn't we? Just peace and quiet. You, me, and the sea and our (eventual) seven children.

[yeasty]

That we most certainly did.

[ he smiles, too, placing an arm around her shoulders. ]

Let's not rush things, eh? Peace. Quiet. Poetry, remember? And lots of it. So much poetry, you won't even know what to do with yourself.

[trainedinmonologues]

[That is.. a lot of emphasis on poetry...]

Sorry, have to check, are you using poetry as a euphemism here? Spent too long around an 11 year old who we can't use grown-up words near.

[jennyskinner]

Oh dear. What an awkward situation.

[trainedinmonologues]

For who? The Queen who's been demoted back to the peasantry?

[jennyskinner]

Peasantry is what I call your little shanty by the sea. No, I'm destined for even bigger things.

[trainedinmonologues]

Actually, that's more simple pleasures in life, but then again, you refused to understand them when they were shown to you. [She's angry for Gareth here. The man may be a vicious brute, but he was a good person] But you have to chase for the fake power, don't you? The D'Dew.

[jennyskinner]

[ we don't talk about gareth >| mind your own beezyweezies ]

I don't chase, I stride elegantly towards my dues. [ ahem. back to haughty and disaffected ] In this case, my D'Dews. I don't suppose you've got a bun in that industrial-sized oven yet? I'd like to practice my curses.

[trainedinmonologues]

[He's taking Sid and going off to rescue you! It became her business]

You chase. Rather frantically. [And Isabella just raises an eyebrow] Really? Practice your curses? You seem to be forgetting I like defying traditional Princess convention and stereotype.

[jennyskinner]

Yes, well I've found the evil queen "convention and stereotype" suit me quite well. [ minus the part where she went all maleficent bc of some dumbass guy. she wiggles her fingers, giving izzy the once over ]

What shall it be? A tail? Webbed feet? Ooh, why don't I curse it to play one of those annoying reed things. Day and night, [ she imitates the annoying whistle ]!

[trainedinmonologues]

[Isabella still looks unimpressed] Are you done? Also, you're not a Queen, didn't you get the memo?