Going to SMH's (heroesparadise) forth wall event.

[be_friends]

I know it's only for a couple days. But are you really confident about playin' me somewhere so soon. I mean skimming over and tryin' to make sense of the translations that're out and spoilers is great and all...but are you really sure about this?

Never mind. You'll just do what you want in the end aren't you. Fine. I'll go. I just don't like the idea of what's probably going to happen to me while I'm there. Maybe if Chris ended up there too. I mean he is my bodyguard after all. Maybe his face can scare any would be assassins and the UAA staff away.

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[bringing_saxy_back]

You better hope your friend has an intimidating face, kiddo. As far as I know, assassins don't scare so easy.

[be_friends]

Nah. I'm sure his face will scare them. If it doesn't do the trick then there's always his strength.

Great redheaded guy that's also goin' is laughing and I don't know why.

[fermet]

There's nothing wrong with doing what you want if it's harmless. Although... I suppose it might be a little inconvenient for you, wouldn't it?

[be_friends]

What exactly do you mean by that?

[fermet]

Just think of it as letting your player have some fun, instead of giving up against their whims. It might make you feel better.

[be_friends]

It still doesn't change the fact I might be killed over over her havin' her fun with me.

[fermet]

Does she seen certain about it? It saddens me that I cannot take your place, as my player seems to be leaning toward keeping me out... [for good reasons]

Aah, but you've got a bodyguard, don't you?

[inhumanity]

My face? Do you mean the face that lights up on seeing my friend? This face that warms with its corresponding heart to know that you, too, struggle with incomplete translations and yet battle valiantly on? Don't despair! As long as we can't be certain because the translations are incomplete, no one else can either! So you see, no one can possibly know if we do anything wrong, which means all that we do is entirely right!

[No Christopher that is not how it works sdgasdg]

But don't speak badly of my face in public. People will think you're unkind to your friends, and then how will you make more? [From the man who specifically told Ricardo to distance himself from Chris in all his horrible appearance for the purpose of making friends.]

[be_friends]

[He thinks that last part over in his head for a while while completely ignoring everything that came before and after it.]

I guess you're right. But you know there's still people out there who probably read it before, right?

[inhumanity]

[You are ignoring the most important parts of what he's trying to tell you. Oh well. Christopher narrows his conversation before its inevitably accordioning out again.] Ah, but if they've read what our muns can't and yet haven't generously made an effort to share it, then who are they to judge for the ignorance they have helped perpetuate? Shame is theirs; innocence is ours. [All that delivered with a flash of that monstrous smile. But Christopher thinks Ricardo can pull off innocent, if just puts a tiny bit of effort into it.]

[And here goes the accordion.]

Now what's this about terrible things happening to you? I won't stand for it. Should I non-lethally devastate someone for you?