There is not enough sex on sex island

[ridc_awesome]

These people implying that having and enjoying sex and touching oneself is somehow shameful and to be apologized for every time some virgin posts to the network asking about it is growing very tiresome. No, no one wants to be forced into their first time, but if you're going to have to do it or die, you may as well enjoy it! And you may as well make sure others know it's okay to enjoy it themselves!

You have made quite a bit of effort on my behalf to find me plenty of active partners, and for that I thank you, but the island is still proving to be less fun than it should have been. It is a sex island. People should want to have sex.

This could be fixed, perhaps... if you could finally get me face to face with that Goddess.


...

At least Isabella is on the station now. I can always be assured of a good time with her around.

Comments

[noble_nate]

You and my mun would get along well: she seems to think that I need to have sex with everyone I meet. She's also lamenting the fact that I can't have a certain mage on the station. And she may have a bit of a weakness towards Nathaniel/Zevran interactions, hemhem

[ridc_awesome]

I do not believe we have met, my friend. Though I have to wonder why she would wish to pair you up with that particular mage - there is only one I know of on the station - when he is so very much a downer to be around. Sucks the life right out of Hawke and takes her from being the life of the party to a woe-is-me bore.

You did not hear that from me, however. I was told that on good authority by several masked men and women.

[noble_nate]

We haven't met, no. I haven't been on the station for very long.

As far as He Who Shall Not Be Named the mage: I knew him long ago; he was a very different person back then. Not boring at all, actually.

[ridc_awesome]

It is a shame he has changed so drastically then. But as that is of a minor concern, shall we instead get to discussing these hopes of your mun? The ones involving him or her agreeing with me and possibly making it so you do as well.

[noble_nate]

My mun says she's perfectly happy with any discussions. Apparently, I need to "get the stick out of my arse" and have more fun.

[ridc_awesome]

[thoughts came to mind of how much Zevran would like that stick in his ass but he decided to hold his tongue on them. for now.]

I couldn't agree more. A night out on the town, as it were, would do you a lot of good I think.

[questionablewit]

If you think I need to be less boring, Zevran, why don't you spend some time with me yourself and attempt it, hmm? Teo misses you. And I don't get to spend nearly enough time flirting.

[maraich]

I enjoy sex!

...With one person.

[ridc_awesome]

I do not mind doing it one on one.

[maraich]

The same person all the time.

[inquisitive_nature]

Well, that's a unique complaint to have, I suppose.

[ridc_awesome]

Were this my homeland, I would disagree with you. But it is surprisingly unique on sex island.

[inquisitive_nature]

I am afraid that lack of sex is a concern I am unfamiliar with in either case, friend.

It is ... not something I have engaged in, myself.

[ridc_awesome]

You should fix that.

[inquisitive_nature]

My priesthood duties keep me busy enough.

[shut_up_beastboy]

This is what you find to complain about?

[ridc_awesome]

There is little else to complain about.

[shut_up_beastboy]

Nothing else comes to mind?

[ridc_awesome]

Not particularly, no.

Though, now that you mention it, I was rather disappointed that when she chose to asphyxiate us all but not move the collars to a better position on our necks to make the experience as enjoyable as possible.

[shut_up_beastboy]

Okay, so you did have another complaint.

You know, you could be really frustrating if you put your mind to it. I'm not sure why my mun is such a fan of you.

[worm_dancer]

Antiquated morals. How boring of them.

[ridc_awesome]

Si. You say this, and still you and I have yet to make love. Have you decided to finally allow me into your boudoir?

[worm_dancer]

I will bed you...excuse me, Bellonda will bed you...at the next event you and Rufus are allegedly still cooking up, if and only if you learn some subtlety.

[ridc_awesome]

[He rolls his eyes.]

I can do subtle... but it sooooo unnecessary when we both know what we want out of the deal.

[worm_dancer]

Zevran, I knew what you wanted before you did. A Reverend Mother can read the tiniest signs your body gives off before you're even conscious of them. Telling me you're aroused is like shouting, and it's redundant.