Always keeping the most important thing in mind...

[tobeahero]

What do you mean 'I have no arse'? It's right here.

[She turns and sticks her butt out, rubbing the side of it.]

It's bad enough you want to send me to another one of those awful places where people can't get out on their own, but you don't have to add insult to injury by telling everyone that my arse is as flat as bloody pancake while you gush like it's the best thing in the world.

[But it's true! She only looks like she has curves because of how she cocks her hips]

I can see that, you know! The line through it doesn't keep me from seeing it!

Comments

[thetyrant]

[WOW OF ALL THINGS LOGAN WOULD RATHER NOT BE THINKING ABOUT]

[Looking like it pains him to even say this:] Perhaps there are more pressing concerns you might occupy yourself with.

[tobeahero]

[Give her a moment, brother, she didn't realize you'd be seeing this and is equally as embarrassed.]

...ah well... p-perhaps there are...

[thetyrant]

Don't you have a country to run.

[Regretting giving up the throne now tbh shut up he could have taken it back if he wanted]

[tomoveyou]

[In this thread, there is now a smirking douche. He may or may not be eyeing her non-existant ass as well.]

What's to say she can't say both those things and mean it?

[tobeahero]

I-!

What?

[tomoveyou]

Can't someone find a small ass "the best thing in the world"? There's all sorts of people in the world after all, with all sorts of different tastes. Your mun, who I just now realized I assumed was a lady which was pretty brash of me, my apologies, might simply prefer the small ones.

[tobeahero]

Well, you're right on the assumption. But she didn't say it was small. She said it didn't exist! And it's not small, either. It's quite large. It's just... not as round as some others.

[tomoveyou]

Now how can something be both large, and non-existant? Sounds like a question that requires either more elaboration, or further study.

[GOOD LORD he even adds a suggestive wink to that last line. Abandon taste, all ye who enter here.]

[tobeahero]

[Ashlynn stares at him for a moment before laughing quite loudly and stepping up close to pull him into a dance hold. With her in the lead.]

Mmm hmmm.

[Abandon taste? You have no idea, good sir.]

[tomoveyou]

[O. Ho. Now THIS is more like it. But hers is not the only game with a dance mini-game, and while being lead is not something he's used to... he adapts quickly enough. The player is awesome at hitting the right buttons at all the right prompts. And since she's the one leading that probably means her hand is right where it needs to be boy definitely works out is all I'm gonna say for him to say...]

Prefer the hands-on approach, do we?