you only THINK you know me

[abetterweb]

I think we both know why you can't find a suitable place for me.

Because you know what I'll do when I'm in.~


Oh, it will be grand, I assure you. I'll be running the show within a week - the poor, stupid brutes dancing upon command. Dare I even say, they'll be fawning over me, their rightful, glorious hero and savior.


...

Fine then. A compromise. Set me free, and I'll leave the unwashed masses alone. Despite how much better I could make their silly little lives, I promise to stay out of sight and simply resolve whatever trivial matter that plagues their world. Let it never be said that I cannot make concessions.

Comments

[arach_nerd]

It's probably more likely that you're not going anywhere because of the chance that you'll run into someone from our world who isn't holding the idiot ball and they'll figure out you're not me in five seconds.

[mordantwit]

Modesty is always so refreshing.

[moltenman]

Whoever you are, 'Spiderman' even I know when someone isn't trueful. Parker doesn't act like that.

[definingfuture]

Looks like you're throwing a party.