abetterweb: (Default)
"Peter Parker" ([personal profile] abetterweb) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-10-23 11:00 am

you only THINK you know me

I think we both know why you can't find a suitable place for me.

Because you know what I'll do when I'm in.~


Oh, it will be grand, I assure you. I'll be running the show within a week - the poor, stupid brutes dancing upon command. Dare I even say, they'll be fawning over me, their rightful, glorious hero and savior.


...

Fine then. A compromise. Set me free, and I'll leave the unwashed masses alone. Despite how much better I could make their silly little lives, I promise to stay out of sight and simply resolve whatever trivial matter that plagues their world. Let it never be said that I cannot make concessions.
arach_nerd: (Neener)

[personal profile] arach_nerd 2013-10-24 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Do anything to him and, my body or not, I will beat the crap out of you. Should be a nice change from me metaphorically beating myself up.

[Little known fact. Spider-Sense registers genetic duplicates as non-threats. Peter can compensate. Can Otto?]