you only THINK you know me

[abetterweb]

I think we both know why you can't find a suitable place for me.

Because you know what I'll do when I'm in.~


Oh, it will be grand, I assure you. I'll be running the show within a week - the poor, stupid brutes dancing upon command. Dare I even say, they'll be fawning over me, their rightful, glorious hero and savior.


...

Fine then. A compromise. Set me free, and I'll leave the unwashed masses alone. Despite how much better I could make their silly little lives, I promise to stay out of sight and simply resolve whatever trivial matter that plagues their world. Let it never be said that I cannot make concessions.

Comments

[firegodrockstar]

First, might want to keep your teammates from blabbermouthing. Especially Sandman. Second, you mispronounced 'tripe.' I'd expect more from a guy who constantly announces himself to be a 'doctor!'

Sorry, which of us actually gets out into space, time, and the Negative Zone on a regular basis? Yeah, that's what I thought. So when I go out on my own and overthrow Annihilus or take on a Celestial or ten, I don't need to hear some mouth-breathing bodysnatcher telling me what I do and don't manage.

And Heaven? I've been there, which is more than you'll ever be able to say. Now give me the best you've got. [He zoomed in, five fireballs streaming toward Ocky at the same time; sure they could have chatted more, but when did that ever actually happen when they could fight instead?]