malignantrage: (bitching)
Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] malignantrage) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-09-16 12:58 pm

Karkat made a new friend

OH MY GOD!
I SWEAR EACH SUCCESSIVE MUSE THAT ENTERS YOUR HEAD IS A BIGGER ASSHOLE THAN THE LAST.
I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR ANYONE TO BE MORE OF A DOUCHEBAG THAN DAVE
BUT SOMEHOW STRIDER NUMBER TWO PULLS IT OFF.
DIRK ACTS LIKE HE'S THE HOTTEST SHIT EVEN THOUGH HE LITERALLY BLOWS CHUNKS ALL THE WAY OUT THE PROTEIN CHUTE.
WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS TO TELL ME WHO I CAN AND CAN'T HAVE A CRUSH ON?
I AM THE EXPERT ON ROMANCE.
ME, NOT HIM.
AND THE LAST THING I NEED IS SOME INSUFFERABLE PRICK TELLING ME WHO I CAN'T DATE.
SERIOUSLY, GET THIS SMUG, NOOK SNIFFING BASTARD OUT OF HERE.
DIRK IS SUCH A DICK.
HE IS SUCH A DICK THAT DICK IS GOING TO BE HIS NAME FROM NOW ON.
WHENEVER I SAY THE WORD DICK IN THE FUTURE PLEASE ASSUME I'M TALKING ABOUT DIRK.
ALSO, DICK IS COMPLETELY DISRESPECTFUL OF MY PERSONAL SPACE.
I GUESS IT RUNS IN THE STRIDER FAMILY.
IF HE FLICKS MY HORNS WITH HIS FINGERS ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO SHIT SO MUCH RAGE SNAKE THAT THIS ENTIRE THINK PAN WILL BE FULL OF IT.
NOT THAT IT ALREADY ISN'T, BECAUSE WE BOTH KNOW YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT.
thevoidsdarkhorse: (Well ain't that a sight)

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2013-09-30 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
yeeeeeeeah probably wouldnt work so well for a troll mouth
maybe a human could manage it
blunt teeth gotta count for something
id say fifty fifty chance of ending in disaster

awwww dont say that
that worthless thing
everyones got potential for a good point somewhere
not everyone goes for it
or turn into douchebags
but even silly chess people have their good points
cant really say if a normal life is boring or what
i think id be all right with boring tho
hell livin in the future could be hella boring
waaaaaay too much free time
more options of shit to do in normal human life
might not have survived the game as well
i mean if there was real threats about
not that hard to dodge undead after a while =/
thevoidsdarkhorse: (I'm too cool for school)

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2013-09-30 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
its actually pretty interesting
that makes sense
sounds kind of cute 2
its that age
more sex involved to go with the relationship problems
im sure youll get ur own experience soon enough

yyyyyeah a lot seem to turn into douches
kind of sad =/
chess ppl are totes cool
tho just with the chess ppl
their futility myths and obedience gets a bit depressing
gotta mix them with others for best affect
glad tm was a good experience for ya
usually enjoyed the stuff that didnt threaten my life
even life threatening things get boring
oh yay another robot
annoying and just the same stuff all over again
i mean i totally freaked out the one time i went for a swim and found a tree on this little island nearby
so much so i brought a window out just to stare at it from home
that is the extent of the boredom karkat
tree watching
thevoidsdarkhorse: (is cool man)

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2013-10-03 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
oh
well i guess u guys r at that age

they are a simple ppl
who are easily confused
like srsly
its hard not to want to take care of them all
man i wish i had grass
i would totes watch grass
fuck at least with grass i could measure it daily
and like
making fucking data charts
get all scientific about it
it would have been a great activity

fyeah ive watched romcoms
youd be surprised what survives on the internet after the world ends
thevoidsdarkhorse: (And i smiled as I heard your call)

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2013-10-04 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
ur pretty shy huh
cute

half joking
some data charts can be hella interesting
grass data charts
probably not so much
but like i said
i could get really fucking bored

awwww almost got my hopes up there a min
id <3 to watch romcoms with u
and to get to know you
thevoidsdarkhorse: (Sup bitches~)

Re: 2/2

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2013-10-05 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
guess so!
hell if i know how many people have decency
only know teenagers myself

yeah its p much an interest in science thing
not really sure how to explain it
just
kind of cool to see how stuff changes and relates and what is all means
learning about what makes up the world

lol
yea thats legit
good to know its not off the table tho~ *wonk*
not that i would have minded if u did
friends is good tho
i will never say no to a new friend
so long as theyre not some psycho
we can be friends and watch all the romcoms
thevoidsdarkhorse: (is cool man)

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2013-10-06 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
i would not kno
all i know are dorks
and im probably indecent enough to make up for any decency they do have if a convo goes that way
yeah jane is probs all right with decency
hard to tell with jake for all i know some of the stuff he says could be racy as fuck in his head

ectobiology is haaaaard
only just got the time paradox idea as soon as i realized i might be my own mom
i was better with the mutation and breeding part myself
the legit clones was already beyond me and that was probably why
wasn't thinking that way
...
wait
what frog
why do frogs keep coming up
why are frogs a thing in relation to this game

ooooo rly now
i think u just said youd be willing to date everyone
give em a shot at least
thevoidsdarkhorse: (stop paying attention for five minutes..)

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2013-10-06 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
maybe i will next time ;)
but nah its like
at least have a few conversations before you make it obvious youre a huge pervert
or something
like thats manners and being polite
sort of thing
at least i assume people arent usually massive perverts the first meeting
thats a thing right
and yeah he does that
he likes to rile ppl a bit
or hes hitting on you

all i know if calliope said our universe was being torn apart by the red miles
because some asshole was attacking our universe frog
we dont got any ectobiology going on in our session tho
i have no seen a link of an ectobio lab
didnt even come with my house

yeah it pretty much is
like i have been in all these memes
and i have now dated like
equius nepeta rose human!vriska and a guy named hnaef from another universe
then the one night stand dealies which is a whole bunch more
so its just
kind of
welp
i guess these are pairings that are happening
not that i mind really
they were nice
thevoidsdarkhorse: (is cool man)

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2013-10-08 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
precisely!
gotta get them in too deep to pull out
already in roxy lalondes web of friendship
too late to turn back just cuz shes got a gutterbrain
dirk likes fucking with ppl
if anything hes got too MUCH control of himself
hes gotta plan all his shit out
test the waters
run all the scenarios virtually
compare and contrast all the results
and then hell make a move
took forever before he made a real overt move on jake
see he just got exposed to u
itll probs be at least six months before u can say for sure if hes hitting on u or not
with intentions to actually go somewhere with it
hes all obtuse like that
but he might just hit on u cuz you have amusing reactions

apparently not
fucking thing came out of nowhere and shanked me in the gut
not fun
i can imagine
sometimes u make one thing and ohshit theres suddenly things all over
wigglers
mutant cats
its real hard to lose control when you get going
it is a fine art tho
even i only got mutations and breeding
never been able to make a legit clone
i think im missing some of the theory
whatever makes it make sense im my own mom
genetically speaking

well some does continue
like equius happened over the period of several threads because we kept ending up on the same meme
it was cute
the other stuff we kind of make up a backstory on the fly
which is kind of a trip
oh hello history suddenly existing
tho that usually happens for anytime i talk to a troll if it doesnt make sense to be a first meeting
but hey if i thread with those people again
then it might be 'sticking around'
and thats pretty fun
a story that somehow exists across the metaverse
almost romantic that way
thevoidsdarkhorse: (I'm too cool for school)

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2013-10-09 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
well on the bright side
if you WERE interested and straight up asked dirk about it
hed probs give u a straight answer
if youre all in limbo he can plan all he wants
but hes not really dickish enough to lead you on
course youd have to be interested its that whole not wanting to cause inner torment
beyond the usual just fucking with you
which is more annoying then self esteem shattering
never seen dave with terezi so i couldnt tell you
but he probably wouldnt do the lead on thing either
hes got a gooey center of sweetness
actually that is pretty much a strider thing
i like you a whole lot
i would do anything to protect you even the most crazy fucked up things
shank a bitch
and take a bullet
but nah im just gonna be over here and be 'sup'
do not give a shit even tho i give all the shits
dirk dave davesprite
all been like that

my lab was like that too
but then i got curious and found stuff
lots of digging in networks and what the carapacians knew
and then i made cats that werent dead
so i guess your prowess was better than mind because at least they were living wigglers
which is probably a good thing
the alternative seems nightmare inducing

id like that too
just waiting on chance to tag them or be tagged back
the mun is hopeful ill be accepted to the amnesia fairy tale land this week
then its just waiting for a spot to open
(the mun would try to enable except other you was there and is player locked because amnesia memory regain makes for complications in replacement player apps)
but im sure youll find something
whats so bad about the place kankri is going to
thevoidsdarkhorse: (stop paying attention for five minutes..)

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2013-10-11 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
sounds like he already gave you a straight answer
it was a straight answer swear right
not obtuse or vague?
because if it was straight up then yeah
being legit
obtuse means he could be interested or just trying to rile you by being obtuse
its always a hard call second hand
yeah hes got some tone problems
have you told him that
srsly tell him that
pull back mr strider
if you want to help thats cool
but dont over do it
dirk really does want to help ppl but extents are a tricky business
when it too much and such
kind of got an idea of how nerve wracking
seen him go too far before
...
huh hes actually only really avoided going too far with me
that probably says something
not sure what

because cats are fucking awesome and because i may have stolen my moms cat
and thought why the hell not
all i had was carapacians fish and the occasional bird
cats were novel
like the tree

ooooo yeah sex games
always a bundle of fridge horror
poor kankri
hopefully you avoid that
thevoidsdarkhorse: (stop paying attention for five minutes..)

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2013-10-17 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
my bet is on other dirk was trying to mess with u
when it comes to romance if dirk is being straight up
its legit
but dirk splinters will troll main dirk so i would not be surprised if other dirks were trying to troll him
dirk has zero interest in the female persuasion
at least on a physical lvl
soft curves dont do jack for him
i cant say his thoughts on casual tho
we literally knew two other boys
and callies bro is a major douche
and apparently his species turns into giant snakes when they have sex and dont do red feelings
so that wouldnt work
all i got for dirk and relationships for sure is jake
hes certainly casual enough TALKING about it though
its like this question of
okay
can dirk be casual for the sake of being able to actually explore his sexuality
and being a teenager
or will his nature of being the most protective mother fucker
and getting super attached
make it so he cant do casual
ergo
i have no idea if he wants in ur pants casual like
or if hes inclined to act on it if he is

fourth walls are super awesome
a lot of fun
get to see people
and meet others
learn all about these crazy games
been in a few myself
thevoidsdarkhorse: (I'm too cool for school)

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2013-10-21 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
yeah it was probs another dirk
they pop up
just sayin dirk would totes troll himself
splinter or not
the thing is you got human teenager
like the teens years is ultra high lvls of perversion
its the hormones man
they just wreck our thinkpans
and human sexuality is a whole mess
could go on forever about all the nuances of it
at least what was nuances
we learned troll standards before human standards so its a bit weird
but biology will not be denied and gotta accept the orientation human system is a thing
even if dirk hates the labels
unless trolls can be gay and its just not obvious for whatever reason
or its like a kink or something
short story is dirk only wants dicks cuz biology
so trolls never had prostitution huh
or do you mean the crazy metaspace timelines

fourth walls are the BEST for enabling
get cr that will come
and see if you can work with the setting
all sorts of fun stuff you can figure out without having to go through the whole app process

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