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Karkat made a new friend
OH MY GOD!
I SWEAR EACH SUCCESSIVE MUSE THAT ENTERS YOUR HEAD IS A BIGGER ASSHOLE THAN THE LAST.
I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR ANYONE TO BE MORE OF A DOUCHEBAG THAN DAVE
BUT SOMEHOW STRIDER NUMBER TWO PULLS IT OFF.
DIRK ACTS LIKE HE'S THE HOTTEST SHIT EVEN THOUGH HE LITERALLY BLOWS CHUNKS ALL THE WAY OUT THE PROTEIN CHUTE.
WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS TO TELL ME WHO I CAN AND CAN'T HAVE A CRUSH ON?
I AM THE EXPERT ON ROMANCE.
ME, NOT HIM.
AND THE LAST THING I NEED IS SOME INSUFFERABLE PRICK TELLING ME WHO I CAN'T DATE.
SERIOUSLY, GET THIS SMUG, NOOK SNIFFING BASTARD OUT OF HERE.
DIRK IS SUCH A DICK.
HE IS SUCH A DICK THAT DICK IS GOING TO BE HIS NAME FROM NOW ON.
WHENEVER I SAY THE WORD DICK IN THE FUTURE PLEASE ASSUME I'M TALKING ABOUT DIRK.
ALSO, DICK IS COMPLETELY DISRESPECTFUL OF MY PERSONAL SPACE.
I GUESS IT RUNS IN THE STRIDER FAMILY.
IF HE FLICKS MY HORNS WITH HIS FINGERS ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO SHIT SO MUCH RAGE SNAKE THAT THIS ENTIRE THINK PAN WILL BE FULL OF IT.
NOT THAT IT ALREADY ISN'T, BECAUSE WE BOTH KNOW YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT.
I SWEAR EACH SUCCESSIVE MUSE THAT ENTERS YOUR HEAD IS A BIGGER ASSHOLE THAN THE LAST.
I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR ANYONE TO BE MORE OF A DOUCHEBAG THAN DAVE
BUT SOMEHOW STRIDER NUMBER TWO PULLS IT OFF.
DIRK ACTS LIKE HE'S THE HOTTEST SHIT EVEN THOUGH HE LITERALLY BLOWS CHUNKS ALL THE WAY OUT THE PROTEIN CHUTE.
WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS TO TELL ME WHO I CAN AND CAN'T HAVE A CRUSH ON?
I AM THE EXPERT ON ROMANCE.
ME, NOT HIM.
AND THE LAST THING I NEED IS SOME INSUFFERABLE PRICK TELLING ME WHO I CAN'T DATE.
SERIOUSLY, GET THIS SMUG, NOOK SNIFFING BASTARD OUT OF HERE.
DIRK IS SUCH A DICK.
HE IS SUCH A DICK THAT DICK IS GOING TO BE HIS NAME FROM NOW ON.
WHENEVER I SAY THE WORD DICK IN THE FUTURE PLEASE ASSUME I'M TALKING ABOUT DIRK.
ALSO, DICK IS COMPLETELY DISRESPECTFUL OF MY PERSONAL SPACE.
I GUESS IT RUNS IN THE STRIDER FAMILY.
IF HE FLICKS MY HORNS WITH HIS FINGERS ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO SHIT SO MUCH RAGE SNAKE THAT THIS ENTIRE THINK PAN WILL BE FULL OF IT.
NOT THAT IT ALREADY ISN'T, BECAUSE WE BOTH KNOW YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT.
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BUT NOT IF THERE'S A LOT OF RIGOROUS ACTIVITY.
AND IT'S ALREADY BAD ENOUGH THAT BULGES MOVE ALL OVER THE PLACE
THE LAST THING I NEED IS FOR IT TO GET STUCK ON THINGS.
YOUR HUMAN VERSION OF A "NORMAL" LIFE SEEMS BORING TO ME.
IF I DIDN'T GET TO GO AROUND KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF.
I GUESS I FEEL BETTER IN A SYSTEM THAN REQUIRES ME TO PROVE MY OWN WORTH THAN I WOULD IN ONE THAT VIEWS WORTH AS AN INHERENT THING.
BECAUSE I DON'T THINK IT IS.
SOME PEOPLE REALLY ARE WORTHLESS.
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maybe a human could manage it
blunt teeth gotta count for something
id say fifty fifty chance of ending in disaster
awwww dont say that
that worthless thing
everyones got potential for a good point somewhere
not everyone goes for it
or turn into douchebags
but even silly chess people have their good points
cant really say if a normal life is boring or what
i think id be all right with boring tho
hell livin in the future could be hella boring
waaaaaay too much free time
more options of shit to do in normal human life
might not have survived the game as well
i mean if there was real threats about
not that hard to dodge undead after a while =/
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BUT I THINK ORAL FOR US IS MORE ABOUT LICKING AND NUZZLING THAN ACTUALLY PUTTING THINGS IN OUR MOUTHS.
IT JUST WORKS BETTER THAT WAY.
NOT THAT I HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE WITH IT
I'M JUST GOING OFF WHAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIPS
WHICH IS USUALLY MORE THAN I EVER WANTED TO KNOW.
I MEAN, I'M USE TO HEARING ABOUT RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS
BUT PEOPLE TELLING MY ABOUT THEIR SEX LIVES IS NEW AND SLIGHTLY DISTURBING.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
MAYBE ALL PEOPLE HAVE POTENTIAL
BUT THERE ARE DEFINITELY SOME THAT WILL NEVER LIVE UP TO IT.
I KNOW MORE THAN A FEW WHO TURNED INTO DOUCHEBAGS.
I GET WHAT YOU MEAN ABOUT THE CHESS PEOPLE THOUGH.
THE MAYOR WAS TOTALLY COOL, NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT.
BUT YEAH, TOO MUCH FREE TIME DEFINITELY SOUNDS BORING.
IT'S GOOD TO HAVE THINGS TO DO
EVEN IF THEY AREN'T DANGEROUS, LIFE-THREATENING THINGS.
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that makes sense
sounds kind of cute 2
its that age
more sex involved to go with the relationship problems
im sure youll get ur own experience soon enough
yyyyyeah a lot seem to turn into douches
kind of sad =/
chess ppl are totes cool
tho just with the chess ppl
their futility myths and obedience gets a bit depressing
gotta mix them with others for best affect
glad tm was a good experience for ya
usually enjoyed the stuff that didnt threaten my life
even life threatening things get boring
oh yay another robot
annoying and just the same stuff all over again
i mean i totally freaked out the one time i went for a swim and found a tree on this little island nearby
so much so i brought a window out just to stare at it from home
that is the extent of the boredom karkat
tree watching
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IT'S JUST THAT MY FRIENDS ARE PERVERTS.
MORE OF THEM THAN I THOUGHT, APPARENTLY.
I DON'T REALLY KNOW MUCH ABOUT THE CHESS PEOPLE
BESIDES THE MAYOR, WHO WAS AWESOME.
AND I GUESS YOU HAVE A POINT.
LIFE THREATENING THINGS CAN GET BORING IT THEY'RE THE ONLY THINGS THAT HAPPEN.
I GUESS ANYTHING CAN GET BORING IF YOU HAVE TOO MUCH OF IT.
AND TREE WATCHING IS THE LAMEST THING I EVER HEARD OF.
IT'S ALMOST AS BAD AS SITTING ON A LAWNRING AND WATCHING THE GRASS GROW.
WE NEED TO GET YOU A NEW HOBBY.
SOMETHING MORE ENTERTAINING.
DO YOU EVER WATCH ROM COMS?
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well i guess u guys r at that age
they are a simple ppl
who are easily confused
like srsly
its hard not to want to take care of them all
man i wish i had grass
i would totes watch grass
fuck at least with grass i could measure it daily
and like
making fucking data charts
get all scientific about it
it would have been a great activity
fyeah ive watched romcoms
youd be surprised what survives on the internet after the world ends
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I DON'T CARE WHAT AGE THEY ARE.
SOME THINGS SHOULD BE KEPT PRIVATE.
THAT SOUNDS SO BORING.
YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?
MAYBE SOMETIME WE COULD WATCH ROM COMS TOGETHER SOMETIME.
NOT LIKE A DATE OR ANYTHING, JUST AS FRIENDS.
I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYONE ELSE TO WATCH THEM WITH.
IT'D BE NICE TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH YOU
AND MAYBE GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER.
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cute
half joking
some data charts can be hella interesting
grass data charts
probably not so much
but like i said
i could get really fucking bored
awwww almost got my hopes up there a min
id <3 to watch romcoms with u
and to get to know you
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I JUST HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING CALLED A FUCKING SENSE OF DECENCY.
WHICH *APPARENTLY* IS MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE HAVE.
I DON'T SEE HOW A DATA CHART COULD BE INTERESTING
BUT THEN I'M NOT INTO ALL THAT SCIENCEY STUFF.
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME.
I DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE FOR IT.
BUT I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE BORED
AND IT SUCKS.
2/2
THE DATE THING, I MEAN.
BUT IT SEEMED LIKE AN AWKWARD THING TO ASK SOMEONE YOU JUST MET.
SO MAYBE WE CAN START AS FRIENDS FIRST
IF THAT'S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU?
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hell if i know how many people have decency
only know teenagers myself
yeah its p much an interest in science thing
not really sure how to explain it
just
kind of cool to see how stuff changes and relates and what is all means
learning about what makes up the world
lol
yea thats legit
good to know its not off the table tho~ *wonk*
not that i would have minded if u did
friends is good tho
i will never say no to a new friend
so long as theyre not some psycho
we can be friends and watch all the romcoms
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I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IT IS A THING THAT CAN HAPPEN
EVEN THOUGH THERE ARE APPARENTLY VERY FEW PEOPLE WHO CAN PULL IT OFF.
I GUESS I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT
BUT I DON'T HAVE MUCH EXPERIENCE WITH SCIENCE
BESIDES THE FROG BREEDING, WHICH WAS BORING AS HELL.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT ALL THAT ECTOBIOLOGICAL BULLSHIT.
ON THE OTHER HAND, I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE PAID MORE ATTENTION
BECAUSE I KIND OF FUCKED UP THE FROG.
NO ONE IS OFF THE TABLE.
ALL OF THE PEOPLE ARE ON THE TABLE.
IT'S SORT OF CONFUSING ACTUALLY.
WHAT ARE THEY ALL DOING THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THEM?
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ANYMORE.
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all i know are dorks
and im probably indecent enough to make up for any decency they do have if a convo goes that way
yeah jane is probs all right with decency
hard to tell with jake for all i know some of the stuff he says could be racy as fuck in his head
ectobiology is haaaaard
only just got the time paradox idea as soon as i realized i might be my own mom
i was better with the mutation and breeding part myself
the legit clones was already beyond me and that was probably why
wasn't thinking that way
...
wait
what frog
why do frogs keep coming up
why are frogs a thing in relation to this game
ooooo rly now
i think u just said youd be willing to date everyone
give em a shot at least
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I'VE BEEN TALKING TO YOU FOR AWHILE NOW AND YOU HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY OFFENSIVE.
AS OPPOSED TO DIRK, WHO SAYS OFFENSIVE THINGS ALL THE TIME.
I DON'T THINK HE CAN HOLD A CONVERSATION WITHOUT MAKING VAGUELY SUGGESTIVE COMMENTS
OR IN SOME CASES OBVIOUS SEXUAL REFERENCES.
FOR THAT MATTER HE HAS THE INFURIATING ABILITY TO MAKE EVEN THE SIMPLEST THINGS SOUND OBSCENE.
AND YES, FROGS ARE A THING IN RELATION TO THE GAME
OR AT LEAST THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE.
I'M NOT SURE HOW YOUR SESSION WORKS
SO I CAN'T SAY.
NO, NOT EVERYONE.
WELL, OKAY.
I'D PROBABLY GIVE MOST PEOPLE A CHANCE AS LONG AS THEY AREN'T AWFUL.
IT'S JUST THAT SEEING MULTIPLE VERSIONS OF YOURSELF IN RELATIONSHIPS WITH ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE, SOME OF WHOM YOU'D NEVER EVEN CONSIDER, IS KIND OF CONFUSING.
I'M PRETTY SURE ALL OF THE MULTIVERSE IS CONFUSING THOUGH.
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but nah its like
at least have a few conversations before you make it obvious youre a huge pervert
or something
like thats manners and being polite
sort of thing
at least i assume people arent usually massive perverts the first meeting
thats a thing right
and yeah he does that
he likes to rile ppl a bit
or hes hitting on you
all i know if calliope said our universe was being torn apart by the red miles
because some asshole was attacking our universe frog
we dont got any ectobiology going on in our session tho
i have no seen a link of an ectobio lab
didnt even come with my house
yeah it pretty much is
like i have been in all these memes
and i have now dated like
equius nepeta rose human!vriska and a guy named hnaef from another universe
then the one night stand dealies which is a whole bunch more
so its just
kind of
welp
i guess these are pairings that are happening
not that i mind really
they were nice
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YOU DON'T WANT TO IMMEDIATELY CLUE EVERYONE IN ON YOUR CRAZY.
I COULD TAKE POINTERS ON THAT.
SOME PEOPLE HAVE NO RESTRAINT THOUGH
OR MAYBE THEY JUST CAN'T BE ASSED TO USE WHAT RESTRAINT THEY HAVE.
LIKE DIRK FOR INSTANCE.
I DON'T KNOW IF HE CAN'T CONTROL HIMSELF OR IF HE JUST LIKES FUCKING WITH PEOPLE
BUT I SUSPECT THE LATTER.
I REALLY DON'T THINK HE'S HITTING ON ME THOUGH.
IF HE WERE HE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE MADE HIS MOVE ALREADY.
I'VE SEEN HOW HE IS WITH ENGLISH.
YEAH, THE RED MILES ARE A THING.
A THING YOU APPARENTLY CAN'T ESCAPE.
AND I WAS THE FIRST ONE WHO USED ECTOBIOLOGICAL LAB IN MY SESSION.
I'M NOT SURE HOW I MADE IT WORK, BUT I DID.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY WIGGLERS I MADE.
I WAS BURIED UP TO MY HORNS IN THEM.
IT WAS INSANE.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT.
I HAVEN'T DATED EVEN HALF THAT MANY AND I'M NOT SURE I'D WANT TO.
I GUESS I JUST WANT SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE MEANINGFUL THAN A BUNCH OF RANDOM ENCOUNTERS.
I WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH SOMEONE AND GET TO KNOW THEM.
WHAT'S THE FUN IN DATING IF NO ONE EVER STICKS AROUND?
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gotta get them in too deep to pull out
already in roxy lalondes web of friendship
too late to turn back just cuz shes got a gutterbrain
dirk likes fucking with ppl
if anything hes got too MUCH control of himself
hes gotta plan all his shit out
test the waters
run all the scenarios virtually
compare and contrast all the results
and then hell make a move
took forever before he made a real overt move on jake
see he just got exposed to u
itll probs be at least six months before u can say for sure if hes hitting on u or not
with intentions to actually go somewhere with it
hes all obtuse like that
but he might just hit on u cuz you have amusing reactions
apparently not
fucking thing came out of nowhere and shanked me in the gut
not fun
i can imagine
sometimes u make one thing and ohshit theres suddenly things all over
wigglers
mutant cats
its real hard to lose control when you get going
it is a fine art tho
even i only got mutations and breeding
never been able to make a legit clone
i think im missing some of the theory
whatever makes it make sense im my own mom
genetically speaking
well some does continue
like equius happened over the period of several threads because we kept ending up on the same meme
it was cute
the other stuff we kind of make up a backstory on the fly
which is kind of a trip
oh hello history suddenly existing
tho that usually happens for anytime i talk to a troll if it doesnt make sense to be a first meeting
but hey if i thread with those people again
then it might be 'sticking around'
and thats pretty fun
a story that somehow exists across the metaverse
almost romantic that way
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A FULL SIX MONTHS OF WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK DIRK WANTS FROM ME.
ARE ALL STRIDERS LIKE THIS?
OH WAIT, OF COURSE THEY ARE.
I NEVER COULD TELL IF DAVE WAS SERIOUS ABOUT TEREZI EITHER.
HE WAS SUCH AN ALOOF ASSHOLE THE ENTIRE TIME
IT MUST BE A STRIDER THING.
YOU CAN'T EVER TELL WHAT THEY'RE UP TO
SO DON'T EVEN BOTHER TRYING.
IT'LL ONLY END IN MISERY AND FRUSTRATION.
AND OCCASIONALLY A SUPLEX OR TWO.
WELL DIRK CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS
IT WON'T CHANGE MY MIND.
I DON'T LIKE HIM LIKE THAT.
WHEN I GOT TO THE LAB IT WAS ALREADY SET UP.
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS PUSH BUTTONS.
IT WAS SO EASY EVEN A WIGGLER COULD DO IT.
SO I DON'T KNOW THAT IT SAYS MUCH FOR MY "PROWESS" IN ECTOBIOLOGY THAT I WAS ABLE TO MAKE IT WORK.
I NEVER EVEN UNDERSTOOD AT THE TIME THAT SOME OF THE GRUBS I MADE WERE MY OWN ANCESTORS.
IT WAS JUST A THING THAT HAPPENED
AND AFTERWARD I WAS LIKE, WHAT THE BULGE MUNCHING FUCK WAS THAT?
YES, SOME THINGS CONTINUE
BUT SOME DON'T
EVEN THE ONES THAT DO AREN'T ENOUGH FOR ME.
I WANT A HOME
BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE SAME AWFUL PLACE THE MUN IS SENDING KANKRI TO
OR ANYWHERE ELSE LIKE IT FOR THAT MATTER.
I JUST HAVE TO KEEP LOOKING I GUESS.
MAYBE I'LL FIND SOMETHING EVENTUALLY.
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if you WERE interested and straight up asked dirk about it
hed probs give u a straight answer
if youre all in limbo he can plan all he wants
but hes not really dickish enough to lead you on
course youd have to be interested its that whole not wanting to cause inner torment
beyond the usual just fucking with you
which is more annoying then self esteem shattering
never seen dave with terezi so i couldnt tell you
but he probably wouldnt do the lead on thing either
hes got a gooey center of sweetness
actually that is pretty much a strider thing
i like you a whole lot
i would do anything to protect you even the most crazy fucked up things
shank a bitch
and take a bullet
but nah im just gonna be over here and be 'sup'
do not give a shit even tho i give all the shits
dirk dave davesprite
all been like that
my lab was like that too
but then i got curious and found stuff
lots of digging in networks and what the carapacians knew
and then i made cats that werent dead
so i guess your prowess was better than mind because at least they were living wigglers
which is probably a good thing
the alternative seems nightmare inducing
id like that too
just waiting on chance to tag them or be tagged back
the mun is hopeful ill be accepted to the amnesia fairy tale land this week
then its just waiting for a spot to open
(the mun would try to enable except other you was there and is player locked because amnesia memory regain makes for complications in replacement player apps)
but im sure youll find something
whats so bad about the place kankri is going to
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IF I'M NOT INTERESTED AND HE IS THEN I DON'T THINK HE'LL GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER.
EITHER WAY HE SWEARS HE ISN'T
AND I WOULD BELIEVE HIM IF IT WEREN'T FOR OTHER PEOPLE WHO KEEP SAYING HE IS.
SO I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE IT'S TRUE, BUT HE'S STILL REALLY ANTAGONIZING.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW NERVE-WRACKING HIS BEHAVIOR CAN BE.
AND I'M SURE HE'S DOING IT ON PURPOSE
JUST TO PISS ME OFF.
OKAY, MAYBE HE ISN'T A BAD PERSON.
I KNOW HE CARES ABOUT HIS FRIENDS.
AND MAYBE UNDERNEATH ALL THE NAGGING AND TEASING HE'S ACTUALLY TRYING TO HELP.
BUT SOMETIMES EVERY LITTLE THING HE DOES IS AGGRAVATING.
IF HE COULD JUST TONE IT DOWN A BIT I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE THAT.
I NEVER DID ANY DIGGING.
NEVER LEARNED ANYTHING ABOUT NETWORKS.
JUST PUSHED SOME BUTTONS.
ANYONE COULD HAVE DONE IT.
I NEVER MADE ANY CATS EITHER.
WHY CATS?
GOOD LUCK GETTING INTO THAT GAME.
IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
KANKRI IS GOING INTO A SEX GAME.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW HIM OR ANYTHING ABOUT HIM
BUT THAT'S THE WORST PLACE YOU COULD PUT A GUY LIKE HIM.
HE MADE A VOW OF CHASTITY AND THE MUN IS GOING TO FORCE HIM TO BREAK IT.
HE IS THE WORST MUN.
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it was a straight answer swear right
not obtuse or vague?
because if it was straight up then yeah
being legit
obtuse means he could be interested or just trying to rile you by being obtuse
its always a hard call second hand
yeah hes got some tone problems
have you told him that
srsly tell him that
pull back mr strider
if you want to help thats cool
but dont over do it
dirk really does want to help ppl but extents are a tricky business
when it too much and such
kind of got an idea of how nerve wracking
seen him go too far before
...
huh hes actually only really avoided going too far with me
that probably says something
not sure what
because cats are fucking awesome and because i may have stolen my moms cat
and thought why the hell not
all i had was carapacians fish and the occasional bird
cats were novel
like the tree
ooooo yeah sex games
always a bundle of fridge horror
poor kankri
hopefully you avoid that
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HE WASN'T OBTUSE ABOUT IT.
BUT THEN THIS OTHER DIRK CAME ALONG AND SAID HE WAS DEFINTELY HITTING ON ME.
AND YOU SAID HE MIGHT BE AS WELL.
SO I'M JUST A LITTLE CONFUSED HERE.
I DON'T KNOW DIRK WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW IF HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH
OR IF HE'D LIE ABOUT THIS SORT OF THING.
YOU KNOW HIM BETTER THAN ME
SO IF YOU THINK HE'S BEING HONEST I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT.
IT'S NOT LIKE I'M OUT TO GET HIM.
I DON'T HATE HIM OR ANYTHING
AND I GUESS HE'S KIND OF ATTRACTIVE IN HIS OWN DOUCHEY WAY.
BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR HIM.
I DON'T THINK HE DOES FOR ME EITHER.
I MEAN, IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME IF HE WANTED TO GET INTO MY PANTS
BECAUSE HE SEEMS LIKE THE KIND OF GUY WHO'D DO THAT WITH PRETTY MUCH ANYONE
OR AT LEAST ANYONE WHO ISN'T A GIRL.
BUT IT ISN'T AN EMOTIONAL THING.
I'LL BE FINE.
THE MUN DOESN'T HAVE ANY PLANS FOR ME
BESIDES SOME WEIRD FOURTH WALL THING.
I THINK I CAN HANDLE THAT.
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when it comes to romance if dirk is being straight up
its legit
but dirk splinters will troll main dirk so i would not be surprised if other dirks were trying to troll him
dirk has zero interest in the female persuasion
at least on a physical lvl
soft curves dont do jack for him
i cant say his thoughts on casual tho
we literally knew two other boys
and callies bro is a major douche
and apparently his species turns into giant snakes when they have sex and dont do red feelings
so that wouldnt work
all i got for dirk and relationships for sure is jake
hes certainly casual enough TALKING about it though
its like this question of
okay
can dirk be casual for the sake of being able to actually explore his sexuality
and being a teenager
or will his nature of being the most protective mother fucker
and getting super attached
make it so he cant do casual
ergo
i have no idea if he wants in ur pants casual like
or if hes inclined to act on it if he is
fourth walls are super awesome
a lot of fun
get to see people
and meet others
learn all about these crazy games
been in a few myself
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OR AT LEAST I DON'T THINK HE WAS.
HE WAS ANOTHER DIRK IN THE SAME WAY THERE ARE OTHER KARKATS THAT ARE JUST LIKE ME.
IT WASN'T THE AR, OR A BRAIN GHOST DIRK AS FAR AS I KNOW.
AND I'VE NOTICED THAT HE HASN'T SHOWN ANY INTEREST IN GIRLS.
HE ONLY TALKS ABOUT GUYS
ALL THE TIME.
I THINK IT'S WEIRD, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT HUMANS AND YOUR STRANGE MATING RITUALS?
NOT THAT MUCH, OBVIOUSLY.
ALL I KNOW IS THAT RIGHT NOW HE'S MAKING OUT WITH JAKE
AND HOOKING UP WITH SOME RANDOM DUDE WHO HE'S APPARENTLY GOING TO PAIL WITH IN EXCHANGE FOR HUMAN MONEY.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THAT WORKS AND I DON'T WANT TO.
I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A FOURTH WALL EVENT BEFORE
BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
ANYTHING HAS TO BE BETTER THAN SITTING AROUND IN THIS HEADSPACE.
MAYBE IF I LIKE IT WELL ENOUGH I'LL ASK MY MUN TO LET ME STAY IN THE GAME.
I HEAR THAT'S A THING YOU CAN DO.
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they pop up
just sayin dirk would totes troll himself
splinter or not
the thing is you got human teenager
like the teens years is ultra high lvls of perversion
its the hormones man
they just wreck our thinkpans
and human sexuality is a whole mess
could go on forever about all the nuances of it
at least what was nuances
we learned troll standards before human standards so its a bit weird
but biology will not be denied and gotta accept the orientation human system is a thing
even if dirk hates the labels
unless trolls can be gay and its just not obvious for whatever reason
or its like a kink or something
short story is dirk only wants dicks cuz biology
so trolls never had prostitution huh
or do you mean the crazy metaspace timelines
fourth walls are the BEST for enabling
get cr that will come
and see if you can work with the setting
all sorts of fun stuff you can figure out without having to go through the whole app process
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