miiiiiiight be heading somewhere.

[rapping]

what exactly is the point of this community
this isnt a fucking open forum discussion on my fate or whatever
this is a fucking prison sentence
thats what it is
do not pass go do not collect two hundred dollars
just keep your mouth shut and leave your sylladex behind like a good little sheepster
seriously though can we get back to the point of having me talk to the general populace
other than the fact that people love seeing me all over their computer screens
lets fucking talk facts here
let me share my opinion with you
my mundane
onto this forum
known as dear_mun
are you fucking prepared for my opinion
because here it is
no i dont want to go to any weird worlds without electricity or with a fucking monster population
youre going to shove me into some sandbox of disaster and dicks and laugh at my pain
or whatever the fuck it is you do with your spare time
and im going to have to just deal with it
shit happens and im here with the motherfucking shovel
fuck yeah seaking enter internet meme here
now that thats off of my nonexistent chest and onto your petri dish of bullshit known as the internet forum as dear_mun
what the fuck is happening people
lay it on me

Comments

DS is the Coolest of the Cool Kids...

[tree_puncher]

Sometimes I wonder the point... Best I can tell, it's a weird place.

naturally 8)

[rapping]

this shit is the motherfucking twilight zone
and you look like the mayor
how long have you been in power at this fine establishment of bad grammar and pedophiles dreams
be honest with me man
i just need to know where the fuck the bus stop is

New Avatar time! Yay! XD Boy that felt so lame...

[tree_puncher]

Wha? I'm no mayor. I don't even know what the hell that word even means. And what's a bus stop?

[Steve? is from Minecraft, therefore he knows not of things that do not exist in that game, like Mayors and Bus Stops...

By the way did you notice the White Text floating above the Block Man's head? Cause that's his name.]

[nukeoleptic]

and also dinosaurs

[Hi, Dave.]

[rapping]

well shit
is jeff goldblum there too
because if he is im fucking there

[Sup, Harley. 8)]

[nukeoleptic]

ummmmmm
i dont know!! i dont think so
i guess i could ask :o

[tipsygnostalgia]

u shoudl know by now that we dont exaclty get a say in what/where/who our muns want is to do
*exactly *us

[rapping]

hahahahaha
you forgot
*should
we dont have a say but that doesnt mean i cant bitch about it
haters gonna hate

[tipsygnostalgia]

*should ty
true but i just think alot of the time it ends up beign wasted efoorts ok being a hater
*u can correct typops seeing as u seem t enjoy it

[machinemuzik]

Not much, for those of us who aren't in any games...

[SIGH, she rolls her eyes, waving a long, clawed arm.]

[rapping]

i was one of those few proud and brave
and then im told that im being sent away to some apocalyptic nightmare
which is pretty much what im coming from anyway
so whatever

[machinemuzik]

Oh, you too? I wish I could go somewhere apocalyptic. I'm getting a little homesick out here.

[dicey]

You again!

[rapping]

hey its spidereights
all alive and shit
whats up

[dicey]

Ugh, are you serious? You're another person who's going to 8e talking a8out how I die????????

[biipolareye2]

hii 2triider.

[rapping]

sup sollux
are you stuck somewhere too
because itd be sick if i had some of the people that i can actually stand all up in my shit
because as far as i can tell im going to be trapped with the spidercrazywoman and karkat help im terrified of buckets vantas

[biipolareye2]

waiit.
you're trapped wiith kk and vrii2ka?
ii bet they're arguiing about who the leader 2hould be.
then agaiin, what do ii care.

[timaeus_testified]

And we're just lucky enough when we get there it will be shortly before a plague.
And by lucky I mean typical as far as Strider tradition goes.
While we don't have much we do to prevent these situations, we can fuckin complain.

[rapping]

are you fucking serious
were stuck in a dinosaur infested copy of oregon trail
here lies dave strider
the coolest motherfucker you know
hes just died of cholera
time for him to get buried on the side of the trail next to the dead ox
goddamn this is officially more of a pain in the ass than our actual world

[timaeus_testified]

Actually that would be tame in comparison to the plague we're going to be faced with.
If you're familiar with the Middle Ages and the Black Death, that's a ringer for this one.
The healthier you are the faster you go down.
Coughing up your torn up insides like a fiesta to disease and its ability to find new ways to win the game.

[caligulas_aquarium]

youre fucked
thats the end a it

[rapping]

thanks for the opinion fish mcgills
youre not fucked until the fat lady sings

Oh god what even am I doing

[flightytherapist]

Monopoly metaphors would imply that we're actually gaining something from hopelessly trouncing about.
Also that there is some sort of Jail and Charity system to work from.
You're right, though. Clearly the general populace is seeking a figurehead to bow down in front of, to etch the very image of a savior into the furthest depths of their mind.
An image of strength and hope in troublesome times, a shining beacon of light in the darkness of despair.
I think you'll survive apocalypse camp.

SOMETHING WONDERFUL.

[rapping]

im the fucking owner of apocalypse camp
i rock this shit like fucking fashion
i take the hand of apocalypse camp and i break it with how strong my fucking grip it
that is how wrecked this camp is going to be
when i make my grand fucking entrance

[He's missed you, Rose. 8)]