miiiiiiight be heading somewhere.

[rapping]

what exactly is the point of this community
this isnt a fucking open forum discussion on my fate or whatever
this is a fucking prison sentence
thats what it is
do not pass go do not collect two hundred dollars
just keep your mouth shut and leave your sylladex behind like a good little sheepster
seriously though can we get back to the point of having me talk to the general populace
other than the fact that people love seeing me all over their computer screens
lets fucking talk facts here
let me share my opinion with you
my mundane
onto this forum
known as dear_mun
are you fucking prepared for my opinion
because here it is
no i dont want to go to any weird worlds without electricity or with a fucking monster population
youre going to shove me into some sandbox of disaster and dicks and laugh at my pain
or whatever the fuck it is you do with your spare time
and im going to have to just deal with it
shit happens and im here with the motherfucking shovel
fuck yeah seaking enter internet meme here
now that thats off of my nonexistent chest and onto your petri dish of bullshit known as the internet forum as dear_mun
what the fuck is happening people
lay it on me

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[rapping]

that soup shot was low rose
fucking low
you dont even know what i had to do to get out of that shitstorm of a gordon ramsey wet dream okay
im never eating another fucking onion again
and my swords are the shit
dont hate

[flightytherapist]

John thought I should joke more. I thought it was appropriate.
I don't know why you'd eat an onion anyway, at least not whole.
But if that's your thing, to each their own.
And Dave...
They're broken.