miiiiiiight be heading somewhere.

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what exactly is the point of this community
this isnt a fucking open forum discussion on my fate or whatever
this is a fucking prison sentence
thats what it is
do not pass go do not collect two hundred dollars
just keep your mouth shut and leave your sylladex behind like a good little sheepster
seriously though can we get back to the point of having me talk to the general populace
other than the fact that people love seeing me all over their computer screens
lets fucking talk facts here
let me share my opinion with you
my mundane
onto this forum
known as dear_mun
are you fucking prepared for my opinion
because here it is
no i dont want to go to any weird worlds without electricity or with a fucking monster population
youre going to shove me into some sandbox of disaster and dicks and laugh at my pain
or whatever the fuck it is you do with your spare time
and im going to have to just deal with it
shit happens and im here with the motherfucking shovel
fuck yeah seaking enter internet meme here
now that thats off of my nonexistent chest and onto your petri dish of bullshit known as the internet forum as dear_mun
what the fuck is happening people
lay it on me

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fuck yeah im dirks big bro
the super cool awesome one
that he learned all of his shit from
are you his girlfriend or something
because seriously i have to know
big brother responsibilities and all that jazz
kids are you being safe

[tipsygnostalgia]

no im not his gf
unfortunately his shades seem to like me more than he dies in that way
*does wow
but hes still one of my bestet friends

how come ur here though
because you and my mom were assassinated

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[ ... okay, that is less cool. Especially since if Dave is Dirk's older brother in this girl's universe, then her mom might be -- ]

the world is a fucked up weird place i guess
time works in weird ways too
timelines crisscross over each other all the time and no one even notices
i mean i do because of the whole knight of time crap but whatever
assassination though that sounds kinda badass

[tipsygnostalgia]

[There is gonna be so much confusion when they meet in person D:]

yeah lotta crazy shit going on
now i have to ask though
you are around and so is jakey's grandma
so did you know her my mom

nothings cool about assassination if ur on the retriving end
especially when its from that bitch

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[Dave, behind his coolkid persona, is very fucking smart. And there's not much else to make of that sentence except:]

im guessing by jakes grandma you mean jade
and dirks my little bro
johns not a girl
so im guessing your moms rose
if so yeah i do
present tense
want to do me a favor and tell me who killed her

[tipsygnostalgia]

jade thats right
rose is my mom
by that you mean shes still alive for you?
i dont get whats going on exacely
*exactly
all i know is shes dead on earth but i can meet her again in the game

you were both killed by the batterwitch
her imperial fking condesencions

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[Fuck.]

yeah shes still alive
we restarted the session
we reached godtier
technically we shouldnt be able to die
so this bitch assassinating us doesnt exactly sound that great
but thats alright
this batterwitch is going to get her shit wrecked

[tipsygnostalgia]

[you said it]

we havent started our session yet so i haven't been able to c you guys form myself
*for
but its the main reason for dirk and i playing that stupid thing even tho we didnt want to

just dont undrstimeete her
*underestimate
she has her fishy sea claws in everything
crocker corp
trying toget rid of jane
in this game
derse
we are all just playing into her hands you know and they dont see it

[rapping]

the cool thing about being able to manipulate the space time continuum is that if i fuck up i can always try again later
and its the same with this game
if your session is a failure like ours was
we just reboot the system again
and the next session will have an even greater chance of success
the game isnt impossible to beat
and i dont care if she has her irons in all of the fucking fires
shes not going to kill rose

[tipsygnostalgia]

im glad she has you to look out for her
you remind me alot of dirk and the things he says to me

[rapping]

yeah well
he got it from me

[tipsygnostalgia]

right of corse

so do u think u will def be coming to the stringy place
i reckon once all teh initial miundfucking is over it should b pretty fun all living together
i only wish my mom wld be there too
and jane

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itll be something alright
and trust me if rose is anything its stubborn
shell show up eventually
shell probably drive the fucking moon we were riding into the city just because she can

[tipsygnostalgia]

she sounds pretty awesome
i hope i get to meet her there
jake and his gramdma
*grandma
u and ur bro
everyone else gonna b palaying happy famlies except me

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i dont know what youve learned about the striders
but were definitely not the brady bunch
i give it an hour before were kicking each others asses

[Don't worry, Roxy, Rose will show up soon. Dave has full faith in her. :C]

[tipsygnostalgia]

that actually doesnt surprise me
i guess for ur sakes then and jakes
he wont b bringing any of the robors w/him
*robrot
*robot
must b humiatin getting ur ass kicked by metal in shades all the time
*humiliating

[She hope so! :< ]

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mother
fucking
robots
i will give your friend jake the ultimate fucking brofist
for putting up with that crazy about of bullshit

[tipsygnostalgia]

hey dnt know the robots
they r pretty cool

[rapping]

robots and puppets are cool at first
and then they start watching you when you fucking sleep
when you fucking shower
and they stare at you
with those fucking soulless eyes
all hey dave how are you today
sup dave
let me get that towel for you dave
i can wash you down dave
and then youre fucking standing there
with no towel
nothing covering you and everything all out in the open
and theres fucking lil cal
with the fucking towel
and his goddamn grill glinting in the fucking sunlight
and youre just standing there fucking stuck
i mean thats just hypothetical but
shits not cool

[tipsygnostalgia]

[What she is taking from that is...]

hey do you think he would be able to bring lilcal with him
dunno if he sylladaxed him on nnot
but theres noting wrong with the pervy robots speakin of which
i have a nasty suspciion that ar wont work threre
*suspicion

*fixes a drink in memory of robor friend*

[rapping]

why would he sylladex lil cal

[tipsygnostalgia]

coz lil cal is the best
p sure he takes him everywhere but dont quote mme on that

[rapping]

hey so
pretty sure jade and i can have our own pad you know
fucking chilling next to each other
we could be the best fucking neighbors ever
shes going to have like eighteen cats and forty three dogs
you dont want to be around us
seriously im doing this as a favor

[tipsygnostalgia]

jade seems pretty nice
and omg i lvoe cats!!
*LOOOOVE
i am so there

besides maybe it would be good for u and ur bro to spend qualtity time together
*quality is more appropriate

[rapping]

we spend loads of quality time together
its no big thing
seriously you bro and cal hang out
come over for sunday dinner and shit