miiiiiiight be heading somewhere.

[rapping]

what exactly is the point of this community
this isnt a fucking open forum discussion on my fate or whatever
this is a fucking prison sentence
thats what it is
do not pass go do not collect two hundred dollars
just keep your mouth shut and leave your sylladex behind like a good little sheepster
seriously though can we get back to the point of having me talk to the general populace
other than the fact that people love seeing me all over their computer screens
lets fucking talk facts here
let me share my opinion with you
my mundane
onto this forum
known as dear_mun
are you fucking prepared for my opinion
because here it is
no i dont want to go to any weird worlds without electricity or with a fucking monster population
youre going to shove me into some sandbox of disaster and dicks and laugh at my pain
or whatever the fuck it is you do with your spare time
and im going to have to just deal with it
shit happens and im here with the motherfucking shovel
fuck yeah seaking enter internet meme here
now that thats off of my nonexistent chest and onto your petri dish of bullshit known as the internet forum as dear_mun
what the fuck is happening people
lay it on me

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[rapping]

the cool thing about being able to manipulate the space time continuum is that if i fuck up i can always try again later
and its the same with this game
if your session is a failure like ours was
we just reboot the system again
and the next session will have an even greater chance of success
the game isnt impossible to beat
and i dont care if she has her irons in all of the fucking fires
shes not going to kill rose

[tipsygnostalgia]

im glad she has you to look out for her
you remind me alot of dirk and the things he says to me

[rapping]

yeah well
he got it from me

[tipsygnostalgia]

right of corse

so do u think u will def be coming to the stringy place
i reckon once all teh initial miundfucking is over it should b pretty fun all living together
i only wish my mom wld be there too
and jane

[rapping]

itll be something alright
and trust me if rose is anything its stubborn
shell show up eventually
shell probably drive the fucking moon we were riding into the city just because she can

[tipsygnostalgia]

she sounds pretty awesome
i hope i get to meet her there
jake and his gramdma
*grandma
u and ur bro
everyone else gonna b palaying happy famlies except me

[rapping]

i dont know what youve learned about the striders
but were definitely not the brady bunch
i give it an hour before were kicking each others asses

[Don't worry, Roxy, Rose will show up soon. Dave has full faith in her. :C]

[tipsygnostalgia]

that actually doesnt surprise me
i guess for ur sakes then and jakes
he wont b bringing any of the robors w/him
*robrot
*robot
must b humiatin getting ur ass kicked by metal in shades all the time
*humiliating

[She hope so! :< ]

[rapping]

mother
fucking
robots
i will give your friend jake the ultimate fucking brofist
for putting up with that crazy about of bullshit

[tipsygnostalgia]

hey dnt know the robots
they r pretty cool

[rapping]

robots and puppets are cool at first
and then they start watching you when you fucking sleep
when you fucking shower
and they stare at you
with those fucking soulless eyes
all hey dave how are you today
sup dave
let me get that towel for you dave
i can wash you down dave
and then youre fucking standing there
with no towel
nothing covering you and everything all out in the open
and theres fucking lil cal
with the fucking towel
and his goddamn grill glinting in the fucking sunlight
and youre just standing there fucking stuck
i mean thats just hypothetical but
shits not cool

[tipsygnostalgia]

[What she is taking from that is...]

hey do you think he would be able to bring lilcal with him
dunno if he sylladaxed him on nnot
but theres noting wrong with the pervy robots speakin of which
i have a nasty suspciion that ar wont work threre
*suspicion

*fixes a drink in memory of robor friend*

[rapping]

why would he sylladex lil cal

[tipsygnostalgia]

coz lil cal is the best
p sure he takes him everywhere but dont quote mme on that

[rapping]

hey so
pretty sure jade and i can have our own pad you know
fucking chilling next to each other
we could be the best fucking neighbors ever
shes going to have like eighteen cats and forty three dogs
you dont want to be around us
seriously im doing this as a favor

[tipsygnostalgia]

jade seems pretty nice
and omg i lvoe cats!!
*LOOOOVE
i am so there

besides maybe it would be good for u and ur bro to spend qualtity time together
*quality is more appropriate

[rapping]

we spend loads of quality time together
its no big thing
seriously you bro and cal hang out
come over for sunday dinner and shit

ok shes just teasing u now

[tipsygnostalgia]

if you rly dont want us to live with u thats ok
but until we find somewhere im gonna ask jade if we can store things in ur hourse
*house
so you and lil c can be roomies

akjshgsd

[rapping]

ha
yeah
no
i have my own roommate thanks

[tipsygnostalgia]

awww
cal will b so upset