miiiiiiight be heading somewhere.

[rapping]

what exactly is the point of this community
this isnt a fucking open forum discussion on my fate or whatever
this is a fucking prison sentence
thats what it is
do not pass go do not collect two hundred dollars
just keep your mouth shut and leave your sylladex behind like a good little sheepster
seriously though can we get back to the point of having me talk to the general populace
other than the fact that people love seeing me all over their computer screens
lets fucking talk facts here
let me share my opinion with you
my mundane
onto this forum
known as dear_mun
are you fucking prepared for my opinion
because here it is
no i dont want to go to any weird worlds without electricity or with a fucking monster population
youre going to shove me into some sandbox of disaster and dicks and laugh at my pain
or whatever the fuck it is you do with your spare time
and im going to have to just deal with it
shit happens and im here with the motherfucking shovel
fuck yeah seaking enter internet meme here
now that thats off of my nonexistent chest and onto your petri dish of bullshit known as the internet forum as dear_mun
what the fuck is happening people
lay it on me

Comments

[nukeoleptic]

i really dont see where you are drawing this connection from, dave!!!
if anything, i look like the wicked witch of the west!!!!
because those are some seriously cute sparkly shoes

oh
wait
did you know....
......
sailor moon is actually there??

1/2

[rapping]

[rapping]

if youre fucking with me jade
you should know that i have a weak heart
and this sheer level of trolling
may cause me to have a heart attack from disappointment
if youre fucking with me right now

[nukeoleptic]

i am not fucking with you!!!
and frankly i am offended you would accuse me of such!!!!!
hehehehehe
no, seriously
sailor moon is here! the real deal
it is pretty cool :o
or at least it would be, if i could break the fourth wall!

[buntails]

Wait.

You know me?

[nukeoleptic]

[akljsdfkajsdfjlaksdjfksdfajf]

ummmmm......
who are you????
i mean no
i mean of course i dont have any idea!!!! errrr

[buntails]

I'm the Champion of Love and Justice, Sailor Moon!

And you were definitely talking about me a second ago. [She can hear everything. Really.]

[nukeoleptic]

well, um
you are definitely a cartoon in my world!!
and i am pretty sure that dave has seen every episode
ironically, of course

[buntails]

No way! [Best. News. Ever.] I got an anime like V-chan?!

[nukeoleptic]

umm....
if v-chan is someone who is the main character in an anime...

then yes! :D

[buntails]

That's so cool! What about video games? Is there a Sailor Moon video game? [Come on, she's totally as cool as Sailor V. There should be!]

[nukeoleptic]

there might be!
i really dont play a whole lot of video games
just when my friends make me!!

[rapping]

jade
im going to get you a talking fucking dog for christmas
im just letting you know

[nukeoleptic]

hahahahaha
if you find one of those, i will let you borrow my laptop for a month

[rapping]

dude you gave me sailor moon in the flesh
not only sailor moon
but she has her fucking shoujo posse with her
i mean shit
this is going to be fucking beautiful
im going to make karkat have a fucking aneurysm by the end of my first month

[nukeoleptic]

actually, if you could refrain from killing karkat
i would appreciate it :P
he is actually pretty alright once you get to know him

and oh, satan is here too
and harry potter's best friend!!!!
maybe bugs bunny will show up if i wish hard enough >|

[rapping]

ahahahahahaha
shit harley bugs bunny seriously

[nukeoleptic]

you are not allowed to make fun of bugs bunny, dave!!!
some things are sacred!!!!

[rapping]

whoa shit
i can make fun of sailor moon but i cant make fun of bugs bunny
what the fuck kind of world do you want me to live in harley

[nukeoleptic]

they are on completely different levels
that is all >|

[buntails]

Of course I'm here! [And probably overplaying it for dramatic effect. You know, what with the being silhouetted against the moon (was that even there a second ago?) and all.]

... Now who are you?

[rapping]

[... holy fuck, Jade was not kidding. Well then.]

im the knight of time
champion of justice and turn tables
about ready to stomp all over this bitch like a fucking professional
please tell me youre going to stop me with the power of love
for the love of fucking god
please

[buntails]

[She's perfectly willing to oblige.]

Hold it right there! I will stop you with the power of love!

[rapping]

hell
fucking
yes

[buntails]

[Her ego should really not be fed like this.

Because now she is doing the hand gestures and posing and everything.]