miiiiiiight be heading somewhere.

[rapping]

what exactly is the point of this community
this isnt a fucking open forum discussion on my fate or whatever
this is a fucking prison sentence
thats what it is
do not pass go do not collect two hundred dollars
just keep your mouth shut and leave your sylladex behind like a good little sheepster
seriously though can we get back to the point of having me talk to the general populace
other than the fact that people love seeing me all over their computer screens
lets fucking talk facts here
let me share my opinion with you
my mundane
onto this forum
known as dear_mun
are you fucking prepared for my opinion
because here it is
no i dont want to go to any weird worlds without electricity or with a fucking monster population
youre going to shove me into some sandbox of disaster and dicks and laugh at my pain
or whatever the fuck it is you do with your spare time
and im going to have to just deal with it
shit happens and im here with the motherfucking shovel
fuck yeah seaking enter internet meme here
now that thats off of my nonexistent chest and onto your petri dish of bullshit known as the internet forum as dear_mun
what the fuck is happening people
lay it on me

Comments

[rapping]

who else wants to kick terezis ass?
and hey im sure youre plenty badass
but have you seen terezi draw
i mean shit
shes got some fucking skills with photoshop

[dicey]

Plenty of people, I 8et! 8ut mostly someone I sort of made an unofficial asskicking deal with.

Wow, drawing! Gr8 fighting skill there. I'm sure she's going to kick my ass with that chalk of hers.

[rapping]

good to know

[Dave kind of hopes Terezi can keep her mouth shut for longer than ten seconds if there's a squad of people out to kick her ass.]

bitches dont know about tzs chalk skills
and those dragon friends of hers could probably rip your face off
have you not seen jurassic park
you dont fuck with the reptilian majority

[dicey]

She still couldn't 8eat me in a fight. ::::)

[rapping]

word on the street is that she did

[dicey]

The cue8all thing? That doesn't even count! All she did was get some OTHER guy to 8low it up. Just more of her su8tle machin8ions, not any real show of fighting skill.

[rapping]

im pretty sure tz is the one who killed you actually
but the first rule about fight club is we dont talk about terezi shanking people

adsfjk if this ever comes up in game she's going to talk to Jo about it ASAP ;;

[dicey]

Wh8t.

sobsdkgs sob 8(

[rapping]

i dont know the entire story
karkat and terezi didnt really talk about it a lot
but thats the story

Jo gets all the troll insecurities

[dicey]

Well th8y sure like talking a8out it to me! You know wh8t that 8itch said when she sh8wed up 8efore? "Ohhhhhhhh Vriska why 8re you alive? I th8ught you died like a los8r in front 8f every8ne!"

And SHE w8s the one th8t did it????????

ALL of them.

[rapping]

i have no idea what she told you or what her plan is
i dont even know why the fuck she killed you
but im just warning you if she shows up and you try to kick her ass
shes not going to go down without a fight
besides we have bigger things to deal with than some bullshit over sburb
like adstringendum in general

[dicey]

I don't give a FUCK a8out Sgrub anym8re, 8ut I'm not going to just f8rget that everyone I meet keeps t8lling me 8'm supp8sed to 8e DEAD.

[rapping]

okay so dont give a fuck
i personally dont give a fuck
so you shouldnt give a fuck either
this place is just a stopping point in time
time doesnt move forward or go backward
its just standing still
so as long as youre in adstringendum youre alive
who gives a fuck at any other point in time
its not like you have to worry about it
youre not the knight of time or what the fuck ever
so chill the fuck out and deal with it

[dicey]

Thanks for telling me everything I already know! Why do you think I don't want to go 8ack?

I'm dealing with it just FINE and I'll keep dealing with it even if she shows up.

[rapping]

yeah you sound like youre totally coping with everything ever
but whatever do your own thing
im not going to judge
like i said i have more important shit to deal with

[dicey]

I'm not going around crying a8out it. And I'm pretty sure finding a way to save my own fucking life is more important than whatever 8ullshit you think you're doing!