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...What do you mean 'I'm terrible at keeping, or maintaining, relationships of any kind'?

First of all, my relationship with the Guardians is a whole different story in itself, so we won't divulge into that territory. Secondly--

[He pauses.]

I try to keep to myself most of the time. [Most of the time.] Yes most of the time. I can't help it if a few people catch my attention every so often. And some people keep my interest for longer periods of time.

[You're still terrible at relationships in general, Pitch.]

Don't you have some studies to catch up on?

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[ HANDS ON HIPS, stepping this silent treatment up a notch. Yes? ]

[He lifts up his hands, lowering his head.]

Okay, I admit it. I was at fault.

And?

And...

[Pitch pauses, trying to think for a moment before he peers back up at her. He was dealing with a pissed off goddess here...]

I apologize?

Oh, well, since you sound so certain about it.

I said it before you decided to give me the cold shoulder in the shadows!

Which you deserved! That and more, you should count yourself lucky I haven't turned you into an ant with a snap of my fingers!

I apologized, didn't I?

You did, congratulations.

[ Oh, no, she's started agreeing. OH, NOOOOO. ]

Do you know, I have no idea why I've been so uptight about this. It's nothing really, you're so wise.

[SOMETHING DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT... he takes a cautious step back.]

Why have you been so uptight? I'm nothing but a lowly spirit compared to you, after all. [Which is true. Goddess > spirit.]

Why don't you tell me? I wouldn't know, you're the only person making sense here.

[ Narrowing her eyes. ]

[Pitch purses his lips and takes in a deep breath, his chest ballooning ever so slightly.]

Because I was being rather [Dare he say it?] ...childish. That's why you've been uptight. [And the spirit's shoulders slump, exhaling through his nose.]

It's my fault.

Yes. [ Losing the pretense, she just ... kind of looks pretty exhausted by Giving A Shit for a change. ] You were and it is.

[He clasps his hands together and looks up at her once more, a small smile.]

Am I forgiven then?

No. But let's just pretend I said yes.

[His hands slap at his sides.]

Then what do I need to do to deserve a goddess' forgiveness? Sacrifice something?

Yes.

You can't be serious.

You could always sacrifice yourself.

I don't think this little 'fight' is worth that.

Besides. Would you really want the Boogeyman to be gone from the world?

I'm quite positive I would forget to care after a while.

Instead of my existance, what else would you prefer?

I'd like for you not to have to ask for what I want.

[ Women are hard. It's okay, Pitch. ]

Fine, I won't.

[And he will stand there, staring at her expectantly..]

[ flatly ~~also mildly amused bc lol, pitch. how are you this stupid???~~ ]

That's not what I meant.