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[kingofnightmares]

...What do you mean 'I'm terrible at keeping, or maintaining, relationships of any kind'?

First of all, my relationship with the Guardians is a whole different story in itself, so we won't divulge into that territory. Secondly--

[He pauses.]

I try to keep to myself most of the time. [Most of the time.] Yes most of the time. I can't help it if a few people catch my attention every so often. And some people keep my interest for longer periods of time.

[You're still terrible at relationships in general, Pitch.]

Don't you have some studies to catch up on?

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[neverleftbehind]

But you kissed her.

[WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING ABOUT THESE THINGS!?]

[kingofnightmares]

[Pitch's hand slaps at his side.]

That doesn't mean we're at that level of a relationship. [Plus she kissed him.]

I'm not sure what to make of our... situation.

[neverleftbehind]

Do you....

[LOOKING AROUND CONSPIRATORIALLY. THEN RUNNING UP AND URGING PITCH DOWN TO HER LEVEL--]

--like her?

[kingofnightmares]

[He leans down to her level and leans in to listen before his head jolts back up, straightening back up, the hair on the back of his neck almost tingling. Like a bird's ruffled feathers.]

I ah. [Pitch purses his lips, trying to calm himself by running his fingers through his hair once before crossing his arms.]

I admire her work.

[This is a yes or no question, Pitch. Gawd.]

[neverleftbehind]

You should treat her nice then! Otherwise it doesn't matter how fancy your hair is or how much she likes your butt.

[THESE ARE WORDS FROM A CHILDS MOUTH PITCH.]

[kingofnightmares]

[Dear moon, no.]

I don't think she admires those... qualities about me.

1/2

[neverleftbehind]

She wouldn't tell you. Nani doesn't tell David that she likes those things about him.

[DUUUUH]

[neverleftbehind]

....or does she like your zombie powers?

[CAUSE THOSE ARE P. FUCKIN' NEAT BRO]

[kingofnightmares]

I'm leaning towards the powers, yes.

[neverleftbehind]

...Is that it?

[kingofnightmares]

I don't know! I'm not her!

[neverleftbehind]

But she should like more about you if you two kiss.


[CAN U DENY THIS FACE AND THIS LOGIC]

[kingofnightmares]

[He leans down to her eye level.]

I don't know exactly what she likes about me. [Which is hard for Pitch to believe that anyone likes anything about him. But she was the goddess of chaos. That and Fear go hand in hand sometimes but... other than that? Nope.]

[neverleftbehind]

...So, it's one-sided?


[Watch lilo unpeel the layers of your complicated not-relationship]

[kingofnightmares]

Why are you so concerned about all this?