kingofnightmares: (Pretending to listen. Mmm yes.)
Pitch Black "The Boogeyman" ([personal profile] kingofnightmares) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-03-12 05:32 pm

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...What do you mean 'I'm terrible at keeping, or maintaining, relationships of any kind'?

First of all, my relationship with the Guardians is a whole different story in itself, so we won't divulge into that territory. Secondly--

[He pauses.]

I try to keep to myself most of the time. [Most of the time.] Yes most of the time. I can't help it if a few people catch my attention every so often. And some people keep my interest for longer periods of time.

[You're still terrible at relationships in general, Pitch.]

Don't you have some studies to catch up on?
goddessofdiscord: no light. (no light.)

[personal profile] goddessofdiscord 2013-03-12 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Folding. Her. Arms. ]
shepherdofthefrost: icon by <user name="illumine"> (Wasn't the Easter Bunny)

[personal profile] shepherdofthefrost 2013-03-12 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Well gee, maybe if you'd lighten up a little you wouldn't have this problem.

[ In which Jack thinks he's hilarious and good at puns. ]
neverleftbehind: (do you *know* what tuna is)

[personal profile] neverleftbehind 2013-03-12 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You shouldn't be mean to your girlfriend, Mr. Boogeyman.
goddessofdiscord: and what I said. (what I thought.)

[personal profile] goddessofdiscord 2013-03-12 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ HANDS ON HIPS, stepping this silent treatment up a notch. Yes? ]
neverleftbehind: (o_o)

[personal profile] neverleftbehind 2013-03-12 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Last time. You were mean to your girlfriend! [DUH]

You know... Miss Eris.

[And she didn't see anything, so much as have summarized by a proper adult muse]
goddessofdiscord: when it's over. (the night-time fear.)

[personal profile] goddessofdiscord 2013-03-12 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
And?
neverleftbehind: (All be had was TUNA)

[personal profile] neverleftbehind 2013-03-12 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
But you kissed her.

[WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING ABOUT THESE THINGS!?]
goddessofdiscord: to make you stay. (I'll do anything.)

[personal profile] goddessofdiscord 2013-03-12 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ NO, LILO, HE'S JUST HER DIME-A-DOZEN HO. /pimps]
neverleftbehind: (do you *know* what tuna is)

[personal profile] neverleftbehind 2013-03-12 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you....

[LOOKING AROUND CONSPIRATORIALLY. THEN RUNNING UP AND URGING PITCH DOWN TO HER LEVEL--]

--like her?
righthand_hammer: (Ya hear that?)

[personal profile] righthand_hammer 2013-03-12 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're the guy Rex was talking about...

[He ain't happy to see you.]
goddessofdiscord: in the light of day. (a revelation.)

[personal profile] goddessofdiscord 2013-03-12 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, well, since you sound so certain about it.
goddessofdiscord: when it's over. (the night-time fear.)

[personal profile] goddessofdiscord 2013-03-12 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Which you deserved! That and more, you should count yourself lucky I haven't turned you into an ant with a snap of my fingers!
righthand_hammer: (You're pissing me off)

[personal profile] righthand_hammer 2013-03-12 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Take your pick.
neverleftbehind: (o_o)

[personal profile] neverleftbehind 2013-03-12 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You should treat her nice then! Otherwise it doesn't matter how fancy your hair is or how much she likes your butt.

[THESE ARE WORDS FROM A CHILDS MOUTH PITCH.]

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