re: shenans @ damned

[faeth]

I just don't understand why you couldn't have stuck to jumping jacks as an exercise routine, Mun. It's a legitimate form of aerobic exercise! You'd burn fat quickly, and you'd exercise your legs as well as your glutes, and it'd be much less taxing on, say, your shoulder as long as you didn't move the corresponding arm too much... Not to mention, it would be so much easier to synchronize, and you'd be able to train your timing with your other teammates. Like for dancing. How else are we supposed to train for Broadway?

A-anyway, I don't think it's too much to ask for something besides reaching for my toes, is it? It's a little difficult on my back, and I can't even touch them half the time because my che--











[ wait,

1) boobs

2) jumping

oh. ]

Oh.

Comments

1/2?

[repelling]

[ hold on having a crisis over how completely and inexcusably ridiculous he's been in just about every shift, what the hell, mun

bats and kratos-san and fruit cups and rock-san and exercising and a cookie seriously seriously

AGE ISN'T AN EXCUSE THERE IS NO EXCUSE]

lmfao sorry /?

[repelling]

[ right right he's over it nbd nbd moving along can't keep a good man down

now what is she saying ]

[repelling]

[repelling]

[repelling]

[ at least

she realized it

herself ]

[repelling]

Er-

[ But- ]

[repelling]

[ Really, what is there to say to that? Best to. Ignore most of it. Perhaps. ]

8/8 yeah

[repelling]

We aren't training for Broadway. There is no need to train for Broadway.

It's out of the question.

i feel so inadequate

[faeth]

[ ahaha, yes, best to ignore most of it. famous last words. ]

But your... legs, Ishida-kun.

don't you aren't the one scaring away any prospective repliers

[repelling]

What about them?

[madangry_madcrazy]

"Oh" what?

[He doesn't get it.]

Jumping jacks are... good, right? I mean from what I've heard. I'm not a health fanatic myself, but I try to keep in shape.

[faeth]

"Oh" as in, "Oh, you don't have to worry about it!"

[ smooth as sandpaper. ]

Well, I suppose there are better routines out there. It all depends on what you want to tone or build up.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Well sorry for taking an interest in what you were saying.

What is it you want to tone? Or build up?

[faeth]

S-sorry! I just- realized the error of my ways at the last minute is all.

But um... I'm not sure... I suppose my biceps could use some work, but I do have some pretty impressive guns.

[til]

[Desperately trying to hide a giggle.

And a blush.]

It's a little difficult, isn't it?

[faeth]

A little, yes... A-and then sometimes you have to wiggle them in your shoes, just to make sure they're still down there.

[wing_of_night]

Oh, trust me, there's plenty of things you can do that won't mess with your... assets.

[faeth]

...Aheh, are you- speaking from experience?

[wing_of_night]

Not personal experience, no. But I know a lot of women in my line of work - [He taps at his mask.] - in the same boat as you.

im so sorry alskdfjaslkdfjasf

[faeth]

[ . . . ]

Does- robbing banks burn off a lot of calories?

[king_of_sindria]

[You're a king, Sinbad. Show some royal bearing. Eyes on her eyes, eyes on her eyes, eyes on her eyes...]

Broadway, eh? What's a Broadway? Some kind of military outfit?

[faeth]

[ "royal bearing." is that what you call it when you go streaking through the desert?? ]

It's fantastic! Plays and shows of all kinds of genres headline the stage. Everyone's wearing colorful costumes, and the song and dance is exceptionally coordinated.

[king_of_sindria]

[Hey, can't be held responsible for losing clothes in one's sleep. Mitigating circumstances, just like being found naked in a Princess's bed.]

So it's like a traveling performance troupe?

[lyokoprincess]

...Well, there are other ways you can burn fat besides jumping jacks right? Like sit-ups.

(She's doing her best not to mention Orihime's boobs, since yes-Aelita can tell, too. She's not as naive as she once was.)

oh man this is so late but this thread was too fab to resist

[fuckyobancouch]

[So he was going to have a moment here, imagine Orihime-chan do jumping jacks, and things would be so groovy. But then his mun lost track of time and RP-drive he saw the glorious Shakespeare-wank that just unfolded before his very eyes, and he can't lie.

It was ALMOST as entertaining as imagining Orihime-chan do jumping jacks.]

Yanno, I think I'm seein' somethin' beautiful unfold here.