re: shenans @ damned

[faeth]

I just don't understand why you couldn't have stuck to jumping jacks as an exercise routine, Mun. It's a legitimate form of aerobic exercise! You'd burn fat quickly, and you'd exercise your legs as well as your glutes, and it'd be much less taxing on, say, your shoulder as long as you didn't move the corresponding arm too much... Not to mention, it would be so much easier to synchronize, and you'd be able to train your timing with your other teammates. Like for dancing. How else are we supposed to train for Broadway?

A-anyway, I don't think it's too much to ask for something besides reaching for my toes, is it? It's a little difficult on my back, and I can't even touch them half the time because my che--











[ wait,

1) boobs

2) jumping

oh. ]

Oh.

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[faeth]

... Are you?

1/2

[repelling]

Am I what?

[repelling]

--No.

[faeth]

...P-perhaps some ice and some bed rest would've been much more helpful for your injuries...

[repelling]

[ such quick jumping between topics sdlkf ]

Inoue-san, I've already said it helped. [ bit of a lie but whatever ] Besides, I'm the one who chose to do it, and I'm not a fan of being idle.

[faeth]

[ can't keep up, ishida-kun??? ]

But think about the scarring! The future repercussions. Your acting career!

1/2

[repelling]

[ no problem ]

I'm not worried about scarring, and I cannot see how-

[repelling]

Inoue-san, I'm not interested in acting. I will not be pursuing a future in any aspect of the theater!

[faeth]

Ohh, please reconsider. If not Othello, then maybe Henry the Fourth? Think of all that potential gone to waste-- all of the costumes that would never get sewn!

[repelling]

What, in thy quips and thy quiddities? Whether Inoue-san means for me to act or to sew, I am uncertain.

[ adjusts glasses ]

[faeth]

How smart a lash that speech doth give my conscience! Whether 'tis nobler for Ishida-kun to do one and not the other, that is the question...

[repelling]

To stitch, perchance to seam- ay, there's the rub, For in that craft of skins what guise may come when we have shuffled off this burlesque coil, must give us pause.

[ there's this vague feeling he owes Kurosaki an apology... truly a ridiculous idea... ]

[blackmoonrising]

...what did Shakespeare ever to do you to deserve that?

1/2

[repelling]

[ SPEAK OF THE DRAMA KING

wow he didn't think it was that bad ]

[repelling]

I did what I could with the material given.

[blackmoonrising]

Please, the only person who could've butchered Hamlet worse was Laertes.

[repelling]

[ !!!! butchered!

never mind that that was actually clever good job kurosaki ]

Right, let's hear you do better when the question is no longer "to be or not to be", but "to perform or to make costumes"!

[blackmoonrising]

Well I wouldn't rip off Shakespeare for starters!

[faeth]

... S-sorry.

[blackmoonrising]

Nah, it's okay Inoue, you didn't ruin Hamlet.

[repelling]

Yes, I think an apology is in order. It must be difficult to go through life totally without a sense of humor. No... creative spark. It's a wonder he appreciates Shakespeare at all.

[repelling]

Then you'd miss the point. How humorless, Kurosaki.

[blackmoonrising]

You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave.

[faeth]

[ ... but ok, lets be serious here, as if she can resist. she'll apologize to Kurosaki-kun later if she has to. ]

The spindles and needles of outrageous fortune, or to take arms on stage. To sew, to play -- no more -- and by a play to say we act.

[repelling]

[ LONG PAUSE TO MAKE SURE SOMEONE WON'T STOMP ON THE FUN ]

Nay- and by a play to say we act the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that performance is heir to—’tis a production devoutly to be wished!