re: shenans @ damned

[faeth]

I just don't understand why you couldn't have stuck to jumping jacks as an exercise routine, Mun. It's a legitimate form of aerobic exercise! You'd burn fat quickly, and you'd exercise your legs as well as your glutes, and it'd be much less taxing on, say, your shoulder as long as you didn't move the corresponding arm too much... Not to mention, it would be so much easier to synchronize, and you'd be able to train your timing with your other teammates. Like for dancing. How else are we supposed to train for Broadway?

A-anyway, I don't think it's too much to ask for something besides reaching for my toes, is it? It's a little difficult on my back, and I can't even touch them half the time because my che--











[ wait,

1) boobs

2) jumping

oh. ]

Oh.

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[repelling]

What, in thy quips and thy quiddities? Whether Inoue-san means for me to act or to sew, I am uncertain.

[ adjusts glasses ]

[faeth]

How smart a lash that speech doth give my conscience! Whether 'tis nobler for Ishida-kun to do one and not the other, that is the question...

[repelling]

To stitch, perchance to seam- ay, there's the rub, For in that craft of skins what guise may come when we have shuffled off this burlesque coil, must give us pause.

[ there's this vague feeling he owes Kurosaki an apology... truly a ridiculous idea... ]

[blackmoonrising]

...what did Shakespeare ever to do you to deserve that?

1/2

[repelling]

[ SPEAK OF THE DRAMA KING

wow he didn't think it was that bad ]

[repelling]

I did what I could with the material given.

[blackmoonrising]

Please, the only person who could've butchered Hamlet worse was Laertes.

[repelling]

[ !!!! butchered!

never mind that that was actually clever good job kurosaki ]

Right, let's hear you do better when the question is no longer "to be or not to be", but "to perform or to make costumes"!

[blackmoonrising]

Well I wouldn't rip off Shakespeare for starters!

[faeth]

... S-sorry.

[blackmoonrising]

Nah, it's okay Inoue, you didn't ruin Hamlet.

[faeth]

... Oh, 'tis too... false.

[blackmoonrising]

Seriously, we might as well just call Ishida Mel Gibson and get it over with.

[repelling]

Yes, I think an apology is in order. It must be difficult to go through life totally without a sense of humor. No... creative spark. It's a wonder he appreciates Shakespeare at all.

[blackmoonrising]

More of your conversation would infect my brain.

[repelling]

You would first need a brain.

[faeth]

Ahaha! Ha... Well, I guess- William Shakespeare is truly a master of his art, and...

P-perhaps we are oft to blam-- I mean, perhaps altering his fine work would be a... sacrilege?

[repelling]

Not only am I confident that far worse has been done, but-- he's been dead for six hundred years.

He'll get over it.

[blackmoonrising]

Y'know, I wonder if it'd be worth asking him? He's gotta be somewhere around Rukongai...

[repelling]

Then you'd miss the point. How humorless, Kurosaki.

[blackmoonrising]

You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave.

[repelling]

You have a plentiful lack of wit.

[ just reusing lines, he interpreted them okay ]

[blackmoonrising]

You want wit? Fine.

[He will give you wit.]

That a pasty milsop such as thee should thus slight the words of men far greater than thine own ilk doth cut me to the quick and boil mine own blood to the most violent of sanguinity.

[faeth]

[ ... but ok, lets be serious here, as if she can resist. she'll apologize to Kurosaki-kun later if she has to. ]

The spindles and needles of outrageous fortune, or to take arms on stage. To sew, to play -- no more -- and by a play to say we act.

[repelling]

[ LONG PAUSE TO MAKE SURE SOMEONE WON'T STOMP ON THE FUN ]

Nay- and by a play to say we act the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that performance is heir to—’tis a production devoutly to be wished!