re: shenans @ damned

[faeth]

I just don't understand why you couldn't have stuck to jumping jacks as an exercise routine, Mun. It's a legitimate form of aerobic exercise! You'd burn fat quickly, and you'd exercise your legs as well as your glutes, and it'd be much less taxing on, say, your shoulder as long as you didn't move the corresponding arm too much... Not to mention, it would be so much easier to synchronize, and you'd be able to train your timing with your other teammates. Like for dancing. How else are we supposed to train for Broadway?

A-anyway, I don't think it's too much to ask for something besides reaching for my toes, is it? It's a little difficult on my back, and I can't even touch them half the time because my che--











[ wait,

1) boobs

2) jumping

oh. ]

Oh.

Comments

[faeth]

And if I could get your height and weight, it'd be so much easier to fit you into the tights.

[blackmoonrising]

Woah wait, I'm not wearing tights! What are you even talking about Inoue?!

[faeth]

Haven't you always wanted to try a hand at Henry the Fourth, Kurosaki-kun?

[blackmoonrising]

I wanna watch Henry IV, not be in it!

[faeth]

But there's nothing like experiencing the drama firsthand! Think of the spotlight, the fame -- the movie deals!

[blackmoonrising]

No thanks, I think I'll pass.

[faeth]

A year's supply of bread.

[repelling]

I can do it by eye, Inoue-san.

I'll have his tights ready within the hour.

[blackmoonrising]

You do that and I'll tie you up with them!

[repelling]

Who would make a better Hamlet, Kurosaki?

[blackmoonrising]

Damn it, I'd rather get up on stage and play him that watch you go through the motions and destroy my favourite play!

[repelling]

Obviously you would, but do you honestly think so little of me as to prematurely accuse me of going through the motions?

[ he's always trying so hard kurosaki ): ]

Shakespeare may be your passion, not mine, and I have absolutely no interest in performing, but if I were to commit myself to a production and to the role, you could be assured that I would be dedicated! Unmatched in it! I do not believe in giving anything less than my all in any and every endeavor!

[ !! ]

[blackmoonrising]

... Prove it.

[faeth]

... In fact, I propose a contest.

[faeth]

Ah! Of course, Ishida-kun, how silly of me. Is it possible to get some other material besides spandex?

[blackmoonrising]

I am not wearing tights!

[faeth]

L-leggings?

[blackmoonrising]

No!

[repelling]

Your pants are so tight as is, Kurosaki, that I doubt you'll notice much difference.

[repelling]

Whatever material you like, Inoue-san. We'll go all out for this. The works.

[faeth]

[ okay, Kurosaki-kun is yelling, but it doesn't beat the thrill of playing dress up. ]

I'm thinking linen or wool! It may not be too glamorous, but that'll fix right up once we settle on a color palette.

[blackmoonrising]

No.

No no no no no!

[faeth]

They're really comfy, if you're worried about that. Good support, too. You can go running for miles in them. Anywhere, except maybe the desert -- that can't be good for the chafing.

[repelling]

It will be plenty glamorous as a part of the finished costume. Perhaps linen?

[faeth]

And gold threading following the curve of the puffs on his sleeves. Purple for royalty, maybe? He'd be so majestic.

[ so much for ditching that prince fantasy after all ]