re: shenans @ damned

[faeth]

I just don't understand why you couldn't have stuck to jumping jacks as an exercise routine, Mun. It's a legitimate form of aerobic exercise! You'd burn fat quickly, and you'd exercise your legs as well as your glutes, and it'd be much less taxing on, say, your shoulder as long as you didn't move the corresponding arm too much... Not to mention, it would be so much easier to synchronize, and you'd be able to train your timing with your other teammates. Like for dancing. How else are we supposed to train for Broadway?

A-anyway, I don't think it's too much to ask for something besides reaching for my toes, is it? It's a little difficult on my back, and I can't even touch them half the time because my che--











[ wait,

1) boobs

2) jumping

oh. ]

Oh.

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[faeth]

How now, how now, Ishida-kun! He's probably writing a tragedy based on the woes of unseated shinigami life as we speak.

[repelling]

Sounds terrible. I wouldn't be paid to see it.

[faeth]

... perhaps if Ishida-kun shared about the Quincy, he'd offer to make an adaption.

[repelling]

Biased against them, I'm sure.

[faeth]

There's a side to every story. Just look at Ophelia. Or the evil stepsister in Cinderella.

[repelling]

...Does Inoue-san realize she just compared the Quincy to evil stepsisters...?

[faeth]

...

What I meant was that there is never truly any 'evil' at all! Eh... i-it's just a societal idea propagated by the majority rule at the time, yes?

[repelling]

Majority rule that persists to this time. What are the chances, does Inoue-san think, of the hypothetical unseated Shinigami William Shakespeare choosing to write and perform a story in which the Quincy are misunderstood victims at worst, and heroes at best? Performed, mind, in Soul Society? One can clearly see the pandering toward the royal and ruling family of his time in his known works.

Look at Richard III.

The way the Quincy are currently behaving, it would be nothing short of a miracle if any play in which they featured failed to depict them devouring children.

/3??

[faeth]

[faeth]

oh whoa guessed right ;fin

[faeth]

If Ishida-kun would be so kind as to try teaching me how to type again, I'd be happy to help him write his biography.

1/3

[repelling]

[ horses of such different color, because

again, and his what ]

2/2 whoops SHORTER???

[repelling]

Er- it isn't a problem to teach Inoue-san again, but I must reject her kind offer regarding my unnecessary and surely premature biography.