re: shenans @ damned

[faeth]

I just don't understand why you couldn't have stuck to jumping jacks as an exercise routine, Mun. It's a legitimate form of aerobic exercise! You'd burn fat quickly, and you'd exercise your legs as well as your glutes, and it'd be much less taxing on, say, your shoulder as long as you didn't move the corresponding arm too much... Not to mention, it would be so much easier to synchronize, and you'd be able to train your timing with your other teammates. Like for dancing. How else are we supposed to train for Broadway?

A-anyway, I don't think it's too much to ask for something besides reaching for my toes, is it? It's a little difficult on my back, and I can't even touch them half the time because my che--











[ wait,

1) boobs

2) jumping

oh. ]

Oh.

Comments

[repelling]

I trust that you, as a tried and true friend of Kurosaki, won't turn your back on him now that you've learned his other secret.

[blackmoonrising]

That's it. That is it. I'm telling Kenpachi you said the bells on his hair are dumb.

1/3

[repelling]

[repelling]

[repelling]

Are you trying to get me killed?! No, I mean, sdkfldsm-

H-He doesn't even know who I am! I'm sure he's forgotten me!

[ the only time he will ever want to be forgettable ]

Oh wait, I have one for this, too.

[xxkenpachixx]

OH MY GOD

[repelling]

Take my internets. Take them all.

[blackmoonrising]

[asano_san]

I liked it better when you were ignoring me!

[blackmoonrising]

Keigo don't listen to a damn word this bastard says!

[asano_san]

Why should I trust you, you..TIGHTS WEARER!

[repelling]

If you're feeling left out, I could arrange a pair for you as well.

[asano_san]

That's not funny!

[repelling]

[ would wager Kojima-kun would disagree, but ]

What color does Asano-kun think bests suits him?

[asano_san]

I'm not answering that.

[repelling]

A wise decision. I've much more experience deciding that sort of thing, and I'm not sure I trust you with it.

[asano_san]

Are you calling me stupid again?

[repelling]

Not at all. Rather, I intimated that trusting you to dress yourself might be too much.

[asano_san]

That's the same thing as calling me stupid!

1/2

[repelling]

There's a difference. I suppose I can't expect you to understand.

[repelling]

[ helpfully! ]

Now I'm calling you stupid.

[asano_san]

[repelling]

[ he almost feels a little bad

because it really is like shooting fish in a barrel

oh well ]

[repelling]

[ okay then ]