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[invasive]

MUN-THING.

You cannot possibly fathom the difficulty it will take in playing ZIM. The intricacies and elegance of my character is beyond your mere human-scope! Your attempts will be a sheer MOCKERY of myself and everyone will see through your HIDEOUS LIES. And then they're all going to laugh at you. Even I feel like laughing at you. HA. HA HA. Ha.

Stupid human. Go back to playing your other alien. That DISGUSTINGLY grey-skinned Vortian-like thing.




[OOC: So, only canon-reviewed up to season one, don't shame me too hard if I've forgotten some later season stuff.]

Comments

[pronetoprobing]

What intricacies? All you do is yell and scream and act stupid. It isn't exactly a challenge, Zim.

Just tell your mun to rip out the word 'subtle' from her dictionary.

[invasive]

No no Dib. You've misread. I'm talking about myself, not you. Your human-eyes are once again proving vastly INFERIOR.

[pronetoprobing]

Yeah. Uh huh. Yeah. Whatever.

If you're so hard to play, that means you'll stay shut up in your mun's head forever.


Which, you know. Is automatically a victory for me: the one who's out and about and doing...stuff. Guess you'll just have to stay in someone else's head forever while I run around in my own new city, acquiring amazing powers and being generally better than you at pretty much everything.

[gameslave]

Says the pot to the kettle while doing a stunning imitation.

[pronetoprobing]

Wh-

Gaz?!


What are you doing here? How'd you get in?!

[gameslave]

Or they could just slam their face against the keyboard and post what comes out. Same difference, really.

[invasive]

Ah, Dib-sister. So young, so naive.

[gameslave]

So much smarter than either of you.

[mistakencoward]

[Hey, he knows you! ...well, his Mun does, but.]

"Vortian" thing?

[invasive]

Yes, yes, these grotesque beings with grey-skin and horns and are only good for making technology. Useless otherwise. What about them?

[mistakencoward]

Never heard of them.

[Or you, Zim, but quite frankly with the height difference he could probably just step on you if he was that kind of guy.]

I was just curious what they were.

[payback]

Woah... what are you?

[invasive]

I am of the MIGHTY IRKEN RACE, human-filth. And you should do well to bow down to your future master.

[payback]

... Why would I do that? You're not the master of anything now, for one. For two, you're itty bitty.

[pineapplesalmon]

[Have a tall, hispanic scientist looking down at Zim curiously.]

So you're Zim.

[invasive]

... Who are you? How do you know of the great and powerful ZIM??

[pineapplesalmon]

[... Caesar's first impression is that Zim is loud and deluded for a space alien. Also, rather melodramatic.]

I'm Caesar Salazar, a scientist who is friends with Dib in Wake. He's told me about you.

[For Dib's benefit, he'll leave all that "guardian" business out.]

[more_afraid_of_you]

Yer Zim?

Dunno how big-head could think I wuz you.

[invasive]

It may have something to do with how SMALL AND INFERIOR his brain is.

[girlfriend_beyond]

So... you're Zim, then?

[Her opinion of Dib's world is dropping fast. Which is impressive, as her opinion was already really low.]

[invasive]

Yes, I am Zim. I see Dib has spoke of me frequently.

[challengethegods]

You're not even in the city yet and you're already giving me a headache. Go away.

[invasive]

No. You.

ZIIIIIIIIIIIMMMM 8D I have a Johnny from JTHM but I decided I should bring out this guy

[god_of_destruction]

I think you should try being a little more humble.

Nice

[invasive]

I think you should stop talking, filth.