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[invasive]

MUN-THING.

You cannot possibly fathom the difficulty it will take in playing ZIM. The intricacies and elegance of my character is beyond your mere human-scope! Your attempts will be a sheer MOCKERY of myself and everyone will see through your HIDEOUS LIES. And then they're all going to laugh at you. Even I feel like laughing at you. HA. HA HA. Ha.

Stupid human. Go back to playing your other alien. That DISGUSTINGLY grey-skinned Vortian-like thing.




[OOC: So, only canon-reviewed up to season one, don't shame me too hard if I've forgotten some later season stuff.]

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[invasive]

Or HAVE YOU? I have several long-term plans in the making that you have no idea about. You know, maybe I WILL stay back on Earth. Without you there to defend it, conquering will be a piece of cake.

1/3

[pronetoprobing]

A-ha! So you DO admit I've been stopping you!

[pronetoprobing]

Wait.

[pronetoprobing]

You can't take over Earth!


And it doesn't matter ANYWAY because in Nautilus, time is relative and frozen! I'll be there and back again before you can even blink your stupid alien eyes!

[invasive]

Are you really so dumb as to think the whole Earth would stop moving just because YOU'RE not there?? Is it not possible that that is a lie they tell you to keep you there, pacified? So easily fed lies, Dib.

[pronetoprobing]

That's the thing: the Earth DOESN'T stop moving! It's all relative! For a supposed technologically advanced race, you really don't understand physics.

[invasive]

So it's a matter of just being extremely slowed down rather than frozen. Perhaps you should pick your words BETTER, DIB.

[pronetoprobing]

Slowed down to the point where it might as well have been frozen! And you knew what I meant!

[invasive]

Whatever.

It seems you've been lying to me on other things, anyway. You never told me there was already another Irken there. Another invader.

[pronetoprobing]

Who, Tak?

Zim, just because I didn't mention her doesn't mean I was lying. I just...hadn't gotten around to talking about her, yet.

[invasive]

YOU LIED BY NOT TELLING THE TRUTH!!

What is she doing there.

[pronetoprobing]

OH COME ON!


What do you THINK she's doing there, Zim? She's trying to invade Nautilus. Like you. Because your entire species is stupid and uncreative.

[invasive]

Well tell her to quit it. I claimed Earth-and-Earth-like-places first. It's mine.

[pronetoprobing]

I've tried telling her to quit it and she won't listen.

Of course, helping to blow up her ship in the middle of a battle for our lives didn't exactly help.

[invasive]

...

Oh yeah. Probably not. She must be doing this out of revenge...

[pronetoprobing]

I don't know or care why she's doing it. She can't have Nautilus! It's already a million times better than Earth!

[invasive]

Then we both agree, she can't be allowed to have Nautilus.

[pronetoprobing]

Right. We have to stop her.

[invasive]

Fine then. Perhaps we will have a temporary treaty, in relation to her. But once she is out of the picture, Nautilus will be mine to conquer.

[pronetoprobing]

Once Tak's neutralized for good, Nautilus is going to turn on you in defense. I can't wait to see that happen.

and then default forever because phone tags

[invasive]

Heh. Heh heh. HehehehEHEHEHAHAHAHA! Think what you will, Dib-human. Your lack of foresight will be your downfall.

[pronetoprobing]

...Nuh uh!

[invasive]

Yeah huh.

[pronetoprobing]

You won't be fighting just me when you come to Nautilus, Zim. I have a whole HOUSE full of people who trust and believe in me.

Guess you'll have to conquer somewhere else.

[invasive]

I am capable of establishing allies just as well as you can, filth.