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MUN-THING.

You cannot possibly fathom the difficulty it will take in playing ZIM. The intricacies and elegance of my character is beyond your mere human-scope! Your attempts will be a sheer MOCKERY of myself and everyone will see through your HIDEOUS LIES. And then they're all going to laugh at you. Even I feel like laughing at you. HA. HA HA. Ha.

Stupid human. Go back to playing your other alien. That DISGUSTINGLY grey-skinned Vortian-like thing.

[OOC: So, only canon-reviewed up to season one, don't shame me too hard if I've forgotten some later season stuff.]

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Stink-beasts?

[Geez, that's a little insulting. He sounds more surprised than mad.]

Stink-beasts.

How old are you? That's a bit childish, don't you think?

My age is none of your business, FLITH CREATURE.

I bathe regularly.

And yet you continue to stink like human.

[And now the annoyance is over because SCIENCE.]

Hmmm... Do you mean that literally? Humans smell bad to you?

Yes, of course. My smelling holes must be completely burnt out by now from how much HUMAN-STINK I've encountered over the months.

Fascinating. You haven't adjusted to it at all? Our olfactory senses adjust to scents we encounter fairly often after a while. It sounds like yours don't.

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I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!

DO NOT TRY TO ANALYZE ME, HUMAN! I AM ON TO YOU!!

I thought that was obvious.

You don't have to be so paranoid. I'm not the type to go around hurting other sentient beings.

STOP LYING TO ME! I KNOW WHAT SCIENTISTS DO! YOU'LL LOCK ME UP IN A TUBE OF GOO FOR THE REST OF FOREVER!

Not only would that be unethical, it'd also be incredibly boring.

AND THEN EXPERIMENT ON ME!!

[Sorry, he's still mid-rant.]

WELL YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO! YOU'LL NEVER CAPTURE ME!!

I'm not trying to capture you and experiment on you.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU NEVER WILL BE ABLE TO!!!!!!

Mostly because I wouldn't want to. Experimentation requires consent. You're obviously not giving it, thereby invalidating yourself as a potential test subject.

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[That's not how it works on Irk. Or on the Earth he knows.]

And how am I to be able to believe what you're saying, when it could be a trap to trick me into thinking I am perfectly safe?

[Caesar pauses for a long moment.]

I suppose you'll just have to take me at my word. I've already discussed the inappropriateness of those sorts of things with Dib, so he can confirm my position on the subject.

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Scientists don' even do tha' t' animals smarter'n a bug. You think yer dumber than a bug or jus' ignorant?

That is how it works on Irk. It is only to be expected.

Yeah well this ain't Earth.

An' if tha's how they treat case studies where yer from, glad I ain't there. Scientists might not care 'bout yer health here, but they has to act like they do, an' it helps their work. Yer scientists're idiots.

IRKEN SCIENTISTS ARE THE GREATEST SCIENTISTS IN EVERY GALAXY! Your insults will not be suffered lightly!!

Yeah, yeah. Let 'em try t' treat me that way.

They would have no interest in you. Unless they for some reason decide they need an insane specimen.