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[invasive]

MUN-THING.

You cannot possibly fathom the difficulty it will take in playing ZIM. The intricacies and elegance of my character is beyond your mere human-scope! Your attempts will be a sheer MOCKERY of myself and everyone will see through your HIDEOUS LIES. And then they're all going to laugh at you. Even I feel like laughing at you. HA. HA HA. Ha.

Stupid human. Go back to playing your other alien. That DISGUSTINGLY grey-skinned Vortian-like thing.




[OOC: So, only canon-reviewed up to season one, don't shame me too hard if I've forgotten some later season stuff.]

Comments

[invasive]

Then we both agree, she can't be allowed to have Nautilus.

[pronetoprobing]

Right. We have to stop her.

[invasive]

Fine then. Perhaps we will have a temporary treaty, in relation to her. But once she is out of the picture, Nautilus will be mine to conquer.

[pronetoprobing]

Once Tak's neutralized for good, Nautilus is going to turn on you in defense. I can't wait to see that happen.

and then default forever because phone tags

[invasive]

Heh. Heh heh. HehehehEHEHEHAHAHAHA! Think what you will, Dib-human. Your lack of foresight will be your downfall.

[pronetoprobing]

...Nuh uh!

[invasive]

Yeah huh.

[pronetoprobing]

You won't be fighting just me when you come to Nautilus, Zim. I have a whole HOUSE full of people who trust and believe in me.

Guess you'll have to conquer somewhere else.

[invasive]

I am capable of establishing allies just as well as you can, filth.

[pronetoprobing]

Really? You're going to team up with inferior life forms to take me down?

[invasive]

If I must.

[pronetoprobing]

I hope you know it's not going to work.

[invasive]

Think what you will, but the Irkens are no stranger to alliances and treaties. I WILL find allies.

[pronetoprobing]

I thought Irkens liked to backstab and betray their allies.

[invasive]

Only if that proves more advantageous.

[pronetoprobing]

You're never going to get control of Nautilus, Zim. It's not like any place you or anyone else has even seen before. So it's stupid for you to even try.

[invasive]

Yes yes, you are like one of those dated music playing machines. Blah blah blah.

[pronetoprobing]

I'm serious! I might just sit back and watch you try to take it over, knowing you'll fail every time!

[invasive]

Go ahead.

[pronetoprobing]

...




Okay I'm not REALLY going to do that, but you're outgunned and outmatched. You won't have your base or your ship or your weapons. You won't even have your stupid robot!

[invasive]

...

Gir won't be coming?

[pronetoprobing]

Nope. Just you and your PAK.

[invasive]

...

Well. Good. Now he won't be around to screw up my plans. I don't need him.

[pronetoprobing]

You sound a little upset there, Zim. Miss your dumb robot friend?

[invasive]

Of course not. He is a servant at best. Invaders have no need for friends.