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MUN-THING.

You cannot possibly fathom the difficulty it will take in playing ZIM. The intricacies and elegance of my character is beyond your mere human-scope! Your attempts will be a sheer MOCKERY of myself and everyone will see through your HIDEOUS LIES. And then they're all going to laugh at you. Even I feel like laughing at you. HA. HA HA. Ha.

Stupid human. Go back to playing your other alien. That DISGUSTINGLY grey-skinned Vortian-like thing.

[OOC: So, only canon-reviewed up to season one, don't shame me too hard if I've forgotten some later season stuff.]

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I am capable of establishing allies just as well as you can, filth.

Really? You're going to team up with inferior life forms to take me down?

If I must.

I hope you know it's not going to work.

Think what you will, but the Irkens are no stranger to alliances and treaties. I WILL find allies.

I thought Irkens liked to backstab and betray their allies.

Only if that proves more advantageous.

You're never going to get control of Nautilus, Zim. It's not like any place you or anyone else has even seen before. So it's stupid for you to even try.

Yes yes, you are like one of those dated music playing machines. Blah blah blah.

I'm serious! I might just sit back and watch you try to take it over, knowing you'll fail every time!

Go ahead.

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Okay I'm not REALLY going to do that, but you're outgunned and outmatched. You won't have your base or your ship or your weapons. You won't even have your stupid robot!

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Gir won't be coming?

Nope. Just you and your PAK.

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Well. Good. Now he won't be around to screw up my plans. I don't need him.

You sound a little upset there, Zim. Miss your dumb robot friend?

Of course not. He is a servant at best. Invaders have no need for friends.

Yeah, why would you want friends when you show up randomly in a city where the only people you know are enemies and you have no way of getting in contact with anyone even remotely friendly?

I had no friends, even before my arrival to that BALL OF DIRT. They would be distractions to my mission.

But you had your base, and your computer, and your ship. You won't have those in Nautilus.

I'll Bend them back.

Not if I stop you first.

You would try and stop me from having a house.

Yes. You've been comfortable on Earth for too long: I bet sleeping outside on a park bench in the rain would make it a little harder to conquer a city.

Good. Do it. Take away my home, my computer, anything you think will give me an advantage.