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[invasive]

MUN-THING.

You cannot possibly fathom the difficulty it will take in playing ZIM. The intricacies and elegance of my character is beyond your mere human-scope! Your attempts will be a sheer MOCKERY of myself and everyone will see through your HIDEOUS LIES. And then they're all going to laugh at you. Even I feel like laughing at you. HA. HA HA. Ha.

Stupid human. Go back to playing your other alien. That DISGUSTINGLY grey-skinned Vortian-like thing.




[OOC: So, only canon-reviewed up to season one, don't shame me too hard if I've forgotten some later season stuff.]

Comments

[pronetoprobing]

What intricacies? All you do is yell and scream and act stupid. It isn't exactly a challenge, Zim.

Just tell your mun to rip out the word 'subtle' from her dictionary.

[invasive]

No no Dib. You've misread. I'm talking about myself, not you. Your human-eyes are once again proving vastly INFERIOR.

[pronetoprobing]

Yeah. Uh huh. Yeah. Whatever.

If you're so hard to play, that means you'll stay shut up in your mun's head forever.


Which, you know. Is automatically a victory for me: the one who's out and about and doing...stuff. Guess you'll just have to stay in someone else's head forever while I run around in my own new city, acquiring amazing powers and being generally better than you at pretty much everything.

[gameslave]

Says the pot to the kettle while doing a stunning imitation.

[gameslave]

Or they could just slam their face against the keyboard and post what comes out. Same difference, really.

[pronetoprobing]

Wh-

Gaz?!


What are you doing here? How'd you get in?!

[invasive]

HA! I've witnessed your stuff-doing and all it has been is a pathetic waste of time on everyone's behalf. Attempting to obtain my PAK without any knowledge of it's inner-workings is so UNBELIEVABLY STUPID that I shouldn't be surprised you'd attempt it. Meeting with failure, of course, was also predictable. You would be better off trying to "Bend"... doughnuts. Because they have a hole in them. Like your head. Your big head.

[gameslave]

It's not exactly a private forum, Dib.

[pronetoprobing]

...My head doesn't have a hole in it...





AND IT ISN'T BIG!


And...and what, you've been spying on me?! Go find your own game to play in: this one's mine!

[invasive]

Ah, Dib-sister. So young, so naive.

1/2

[pronetoprobing]

Well...yeah, but...I didn't think you'd be interested enough to pay attention.

2/2

[pronetoprobing]

But hey! Now that you're here, we can work together! It'll be great!

[gameslave]

So much smarter than either of you.

[invasive]

Nope, too late, I'm going to that one. I've decided it's perfect for me to conquer in place of Earth. Congratulations, you have saved Earth from it's DOOM. Because now I'm taking that one instead.

[gameslave]

I had some spare time between playthroughs of Vampire Piggy Hunter 3D.



...work. Together. You're kidding, right?

[pronetoprobing]

You'll never get the chance! The joke's on you, Zim. The people of Nautilus will see right through your pathetic disguise and spot you right away for the horrible evil wretched thing you are!

Man, how pathetic would it be to come all this way into another world just so I could beat you once and for all in front of an entire city of inter-dimensional aliens?

[invasive]

A grand assumption you're making, human.

[pronetoprobing]

Come on, Gaz, I need your help! This isn't just Earth at stake anymore; it's the entirety of the multidimensional universe! You HAVE to care about THAT!

Come with me! We can build up our defenses in Nautilus to prepare for the imminent invasion and strike him before he hits us first!

[invasive]

You should ask yourself that question, Dib, since it will only be YOU who will be beaten into submission in front of an entire city of inter-dimensional aliens. It's a universally known fact humans are inferior to most races anyway. I'm surprised they haven't smashed your face in the second they heard your annoying vocal cords.

[mistakencoward]

[Hey, he knows you! ...well, his Mun does, but.]

"Vortian" thing?

[gameslave]

Sounds like more time I could be using to game is what's at stake if I listen to you.

What the heck is Nautilus anyway>? It sounds almost as dumb as you.

[gameslave]

It's only an 'assumption' if it's not true, you know.

[pronetoprobing]

See for yourself, Zim: my vocal chords are 100% intact. And the people of Nautilus are much, much smarter than what you're used to dealing with on Earth. I wouldn't be surprised if someone actually managed to beat me to your dissection. You're so painfully obvious, it's going to be great watching you fall apart in front of people who aren't stupid.

[pronetoprobing]

It isn't dumb. It's a city that sits connected to all other worlds and universes. When people get transported to Nautilus, it's called Waking. I've been a Wakened for...man, probably a few months now.

In Nautilus, you can do anything you want. Literally! They have this incredible thing called Bending, where if you work hard and concentrate and grow and change, you can start to acquire powers! Whatever you can think of, you can do!


It's pretty neat.

[gameslave]

Sounds like something out of one of those Japanese animes.


Didn't think you were into that kind of stuff.