On the storylines in which she's been involved lately

[speakveryclearly]

Youre Doing That Thing Where You Pretend To Care About My Welfare And Happiness Again
You Should Stop
Its Going To Be Much Easier For Both Of Us That Way
I Know From Your Perspective You Dont Pretend At All
But That Doesnt Really Mean Much When Youre Actually In My Situation
Does It
Im Going To Discuss Three Of The Situations Youve Put Me In To Give You Some Idea

In The First
You Arranged Something I Will Admit I Found Highly Desirable And In Fact Enjoyable
But There Was A Reason I Asked Permission Before Attempting It
Namely I Wanted To Get Her Permission
And The Explicit Carrying On Of These Shenanigans Without That Is Just Really Terrible
And Now Shes Going To Awaken To Her Objections Since Shes Been Given The Opportunity
Also Whos Going To Eat These Platonic Friendship Cookies In These New Awkward Circumstances
At This Rate I Just Owe Her All Of Them

The Second
What Do I Even Have To Say About The Second
Youve Given Me Everything I Ever Wanted Except Its Actually Nothing
And With Every Second The Timeline Just Darkens Further
While Again I Can Do Nothing
Besides Even If It Were Real By Our Fictional Standards
We Know Just How Very Well This Went Last Time

And The Third
Listing Names Will Just Upset People
But Im Not Happy She Has To Be Here Even Though Im Happy She Is Here
And The Plans Youve Got Are All Well And Good When Youre Looking At The Periods Before And After And So On
I Have To Experience The Middle
Not That Id Actually Have It Any Other Way
Its The Least Of About Sixteen Possible Evils

I Could Do A Lot Worse Than You
But I Think That Says More About This Medium Than Either Of Us
Heres To Hope Itll Actually Get Better From Here
Hahaha Hahaha

Comments

[drinkscolors]

Mundane problems, huh?

[speakveryclearly]

Oh, the usual. Everything good happens to me in private storylines, while the canonical or faux-canonical games are miserable. I'm not even a rainbow drinker there yet.

Yours has been treating you better?

[drinkscolors]

Not sure yet. I'm kinda new to this whole being roleplayed thing.

Is misery a common thing here or are you one of the luckier ones?

[speakveryclearly]

I see.

Well, they just... want us all to be able to "play" together, like you and I are right now. Since that's somewhat hard with our respective universes, they kidnap us to some pandimensional area. Then you have to ask yourself what kind of terrible people would do such a thing without the consideration of this being a roleplay. Oftentimes it is absolutely terrible people, so that results in a terrible tone.

Not always, though. There's always hope.

[cantastetherainbow]

Huh.

Well, it's not like I was doin' anything important really. Mostly goofing off, so I can't see it being that big a deal right now. Unless things get boring I guess.

What about you?

Heh, I liked drinkingcolors...

[speakveryclearly]

Oh, just a little apocalypse.

[twin_armageddons]

of cour2e iit won't get any better becau2e they enjoy 2eeiing u2 2uffer a2 much a2 po22ible.

[speakveryclearly]

She Denies That Completely
And Claims To Have Such Investment In My Well-Being
I Take It Your Prophethood Can See Through That

[twin_armageddons]

not 2o much my prophethood, ii'd prefer two call iit experiience and ba2iic fuckiing common 2en2e.

[speakveryclearly]

That Also Works

[twin_armageddons]

my own pulled 2omethiing 2iimiilar two iit earliier twoday, iin fact.
2he even had the nerve two tell me iit could "be a good thiing for me".

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwevve been through this before
they NEVVER havve good intentions even if they say they do
an thats that

[speakveryclearly]

Thats Humans For You Isnt It

[caligulas_aquarium]

the ones wwho dont understand
yeah sure
theres a difference betwween muns an the ones bein played

[speakveryclearly]

Oh Yes All The Ones Who Write About Us Are An Incorrigible Breed Of Sadists
While Their Population As A Whole Is Of Fairly Distributed Temperament
That Makes A Lot Of Sense

[caligulas_aquarium]

see noww youre gettin it

[dicey]

Man, whatever; I don't actually care!

So how many of these are a8out me?

[speakveryclearly]

Oh
Uh
Thanks
Just The First One
Do You Have Any Interest In These Cookies

[dicey]

Nah, I'm good.

[speakveryclearly]

Oh Ok Then
Its Just Beginning To Seem Like Nobodys Going To Eat Them
Is Anyone Here Actually Interested In Platonic Friendship
Cookies

[YOU DIDN'T HEAR A PAUSE
NO
PAUSE
AT ALL
NOPE
NOT A SINGLE SECOND




...


It was a really short pause]

[dicey]

........ Are you going to 8e an emotional wreck again.

[messiahs]

you ever get sick of all that whinin you do, girl?
BLAH BLAH BITCH BLAH BLAH WHINE.
chill out, sister.

[speakveryclearly]

It Was Under A Cut

[messiahs]

TC: CAN'T A BRO OFFER SOME FRIENDLY ADVICE?
TC: of the stop bitching kind

[speakveryclearly]

Well When A Brother Murders More Than One Of Your Friends His Friendly Advice License Is Traditionally Revoked
But What Kind Of Friend Am I Bringing That Up
Maybe You Do Have A Point
My Time Might Not Be Best Spent Complaining
Why Oh Ell Oh As I Believe Some Of Your Peers Put It
Oh Wait
You Dont