On the storylines in which she's been involved lately

[speakveryclearly]

Youre Doing That Thing Where You Pretend To Care About My Welfare And Happiness Again
You Should Stop
Its Going To Be Much Easier For Both Of Us That Way
I Know From Your Perspective You Dont Pretend At All
But That Doesnt Really Mean Much When Youre Actually In My Situation
Does It
Im Going To Discuss Three Of The Situations Youve Put Me In To Give You Some Idea

In The First
You Arranged Something I Will Admit I Found Highly Desirable And In Fact Enjoyable
But There Was A Reason I Asked Permission Before Attempting It
Namely I Wanted To Get Her Permission
And The Explicit Carrying On Of These Shenanigans Without That Is Just Really Terrible
And Now Shes Going To Awaken To Her Objections Since Shes Been Given The Opportunity
Also Whos Going To Eat These Platonic Friendship Cookies In These New Awkward Circumstances
At This Rate I Just Owe Her All Of Them

The Second
What Do I Even Have To Say About The Second
Youve Given Me Everything I Ever Wanted Except Its Actually Nothing
And With Every Second The Timeline Just Darkens Further
While Again I Can Do Nothing
Besides Even If It Were Real By Our Fictional Standards
We Know Just How Very Well This Went Last Time

And The Third
Listing Names Will Just Upset People
But Im Not Happy She Has To Be Here Even Though Im Happy She Is Here
And The Plans Youve Got Are All Well And Good When Youre Looking At The Periods Before And After And So On
I Have To Experience The Middle
Not That Id Actually Have It Any Other Way
Its The Least Of About Sixteen Possible Evils

I Could Do A Lot Worse Than You
But I Think That Says More About This Medium Than Either Of Us
Heres To Hope Itll Actually Get Better From Here
Hahaha Hahaha

Comments

Heh, I liked drinkingcolors...

[speakveryclearly]

Oh, just a little apocalypse.

haha i kind of um broke that account...eheh........long story /o\ 1/2

[cantastetherainbow]

[cantastetherainbow]

Cool.

So you got a name?

[speakveryclearly]

Uh--Kanaya Maryam. I was a troll before but I'm a rainbow drinker now. [Glow glow.]

And yourself?

[cantastetherainbow]

A Rainbow Drinker? You mentioned that before -- what is it?

I'm Marceline the Vampire Queen.

[speakveryclearly]

Ah--[Looking rapturous at the mention of vampires.] We're a lot like your vampires. The term just comes from how trolls have multiple blood colors, so... [Smirk.]

So what are you the queen of exactly. That sounds like quite a position.

[cantastetherainbow]

...well, queen of vampires. Duh. It just means I'm the best.

[speakveryclearly]

Is it a hereditary position, then? I've heard in some universes us undead can't reproduce. How awful.

[cantastetherainbow]

Nah, nothin' like that. It's just sorta my thing, y'know? I mean if someone else wanted to just take it they could, but I wouldn't recommend trying.

Still, that last part's right at least.

[speakveryclearly]

Ah. Humans call that klingon promotion.

We just call it promotion.

[cantastetherainbow]

No point in not taking what you want if you can, right?

I wouldn't know though. I only know one human; the rest are all extinct where I'm from.

[tendtoenunciate]

Oh, are they.

You'll meet more soon enough, I'm sure - they're the majority in these games.